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What is escrotcelling like?

Melinda

Melinda

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Is it worth it? Where do you even find escorts?
 
AIDS isn't worth it
 
hey melinda, your avatar now is GAY lol
 
Melinda said:
Is it worth it? Where do you even find escorts?

It's alright OP, though the experience varies quite a bit depending on the girl an the country. You can go all the way from fucking a hot asian chick in Thailand who lets you fuck her without a condom, stays all night having sex and will act like a proper girlfriend (even better than a girlfriend in some cases, lol).

Or you can get a total starfish (normally more common in western countries), have to wear a condom for sex and be restricted to 30 minutes, constantly being asked if you're finished yet.
 
nausea said:
hey melinda, your avatar now is GAY lol

It's not gay. I'm not the one popping boners over it  ;)


itsOVER said:
It's alright OP, though the experience varies quite a bit depending on the girl an the country. You can go all the way from fucking a hot asian chick in Thailand who lets you fuck her without a condom, stays all night having sex and will act like a proper girlfriend (even better than a girlfriend in some cases, lol).

Or you can get a total starfish (normally more common in western countries), have to wear a condom for sex and be restricted to 30 minutes, constantly being asked if you're finished yet.

The Thai girls seem more likely to have aids, if they fuck random guys without a condom.
 
Melinda said:
It's not gay. I'm not the one popping boners over it  ;)

@idkwattodowithlife alt
 
Melinda said:
The Thai girls seem more likely to have aids, if they fuck random guys without a condom.

Take Truvada (one of the anti-HIV medications) to lower your chance of catching HIV by around 99% (and the chance aint that high to begin with, BTW..I escortcelled without condoms a bunch there prior to ever knowing about the Truvada lifehack and still came out clean).

Also, we all die eventually.
 
Pretty good. First one I ever got I came so fucking hard inside her just from the sheer taboo of doing it.
 
Careful, you can still get infections with condoms.
 

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