What if there was a brothel that made an effort to advertise directly to incels?

[FrothySolutions]

There's a rumor going around, a RUMOR, that if a woman was to recognize the plight of the incel and let him fuck her, she would be /ourgirl/ and an exception to the rule. Brothels don't really "advertise" per se, but however brothels get the word out, what if the word was "Hey sad and lonely guys, let us help you Ascend?"

I remember this documentary about sex workers in the UK, and there were these old and handicapped people all like "I'm thankful for her services because now I can be with someone intimately." And the sex workers, they seemed to be really happy about the joy they were spreading. I'm pretty sure it was bullshit, but that's the air they presented.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I want love more than I want sex tbh.

But I'd appreciate the effort they're putting in. But in reality they just want your money and dont give a fuck about you.

Once they start fucking incels for free and not advertising it for publicity then I'll believe they're seriously wanting to help

 

[acnescarcel]

id give it a sh0t

 

[FrothySolutions]

I want love more than I want sex tbh.

But I'd appreciate the effort they're putting in. But in reality they just want your money and dont give a fuck about you.

Once they start fucking incels for free and not advertising it for publicity then I'll believe they're seriously wanting to help

How would one prove their incelibacy to get the Incel Discount?

I remember there was this one porn star who was part of this sweepstakes or whatever, and she said she wanted to fuck dude who were fans of her work who were married, and if you brought your wedding band to the shoot, she would fuck you. Ever since I saw that video I've been struggling to remember her name. A literal homewrecker.

But incels don't have things like wedding bands.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

How would one prove their incelibacy to get the Incel Discount?

I remember there was this one porn star who was part of this sweepstakes or whatever, and she said she wanted to fuck dude who were fans of her work who were married, and if you brought your wedding band to the shoot, she would fuck you. Ever since I saw that video I've been struggling to remember her name. A literal homewrecker.

But incels don't have things like wedding bands.

If hes ugly and seems like an incel? Were not typically hard to spot. Especially the manlets

 

[leftyincel]

i think there's some pretty strict laws about how american brothels can advertize, quite frankly they are pretty lazy businesses, cuz of their scarcity people just find them

if they started advertizing to incels, there'd be feminist outrage and shit, but most incels are pretty poor anyway, it'd only work if they had a steep discount for incels

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

I don't want sympathy sex.

 

[UltraFayJr.]

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[_wifebeater_]

HEY THERE FOLKS! ARE YOU UGLY, UNATTRACTIVE, AND UNLOVED? THEN COME ON DOWN TO JOEY'S BROTHEL CENTER! WHERE HAPPINESS HAPPENS!

 

[fiveeightcel]

I don't think most incels even want sex. We want acceptance and love.

 

[EECEL]

There's too many people on the planet. Hookers are doing God's work, since they're at least forthcoming about being sluts. DIshonest sluts (Party girls and the like) are literally the worst. Given that even at the best of times 10% of the male population would not succeed in continuing their lineage, I unironically believe prostitutes can save the world.

 

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[Deleted member 10124]

There's a rumor going around, a RUMOR, that if a woman was to recognize the plight of the incel and let him fuck her, she would be /ourgirl/ and an exception to the rule. Brothels don't really "advertise" per se, but however brothels get the word out, what if the word was "Hey sad and lonely guys, let us help you Ascend?"

I remember this documentary about sex workers in the UK, and there were these old and handicapped people all like "I'm thankful for her services because now I can be with someone intimately." And the sex workers, they seemed to be really happy about the joy they were spreading. I'm pretty sure it was bullshit, but that's the air they presented.

Third option. Escortcelling is cope. Never denied this BUT its physical enjoyment.

Doesn't take away that I want a loving lustful long term relationship. Pay 2 pay can start off that but what comes next? They'll view it merely as a business contract because were not Chads.

If hes ugly and seems like an incel? Were not typically hard to spot. Especially the manlets

There's too many people on the planet. Hookers are doing God's work, since they're at least forthcoming about being sluts. DIshonest sluts (Party girls and the like) are literally the worst. Given that even at the best of times 10% of the male population would not succeed in continuing their lineage, I unironically believe prostitutes can save the world.

Same mate. Escorts. Keeping it real since time memorial.

I don't think most incels even want sex. We want acceptance and love.

Yes me too.

i think there's some pretty strict laws about how american brothels can advertize, quite frankly they are pretty lazy businesses, cuz of their scarcity people just find them

if they started advertizing to incels, there'd be feminist outrage and shit, but most incels are pretty poor anyway, it'd only work if they had a steep discount for incels

id give it a sh0t

The money shot but of course.