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Discussion What if instead in "The Hunchback of Notre Dame", Quasimoto took the black pill and went ER?

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Those that have seen the Disney movie and/or read the book (at least in the book, the Curryfem Chad-chasing whore Esmerelda is executed) know that Quasimoto was pretty much the ultimate incel. Yet he was very bluepilled in either version. He falls in love with the hypergamous whore who instead goes for douchey Chad Phoebus who treats her shitty. Tale as old as time. In the movie (may have been that straight to video shitty sequel) Quasimoto is actually happy for her (SIMP) when she secures her Chad. In the book I recall it mentioning something at the end like Quasimoto's skeleton was found embracing hers long after in the catacombs or something. So he died a friendzoned simp. But what if things were different? What if Quasimoto were blackpilled? This could go in a number of different directions.

The antagonist, Judge Claude Frollo, was also incel or at least oldcel. More specifically a Christcel. Maybe a MGTOW who once got pussy, but was raked over the coals in a divorce and coped with it all through religion and judging as well as shunning the wicked normies of the outside world. Frollo is "the bad guy" but reality is that he merely tried to shield Quasimoto from the harsh realities of the real world. All that considered, what if instead Frollo and Quasimoto BOTH went ER? They'd make a good team actually.

Discuss.
 
Tag team ER as climax of the story :lul:
 
Tag team ER as climax of the story :lul:

LOL Frollo and Quasi rape and Eiffel Tower (which is even more epic since it's in France) Esmerelda. They have Phoebus tied up in the corner watching and helpless. Then Frollo and Quasi execute them both.

Disney if you're reading this hire me to help write a sequel. I work for cheap.
 
LOL Frollo and Quasi rape and Eiffel Tower (which is even more epic since it's in France) Esmerelda. They have Phoebus tied up in the corner watching and helpless. Then Frollo and Quasi execute them both.

Disney if you're reading this hire me to help write a sequel. I work for cheap.
I would stick around for the whole movie if this was the plot :feelsPop:

should write an alternate ending
 
That would've been a much better story if so.
 
I'd watch it 10 times if they made that movie
 
I'll buy the dvd and the merch like a fucking soyboy if it's ever made.
 
Based Claude Frollo dropping some fucking NUCLEAR :blackpill: wisdom on Quasi in this scene LOL



But then Quasimoto starts returning to his pathetic bluepill delusions.

Frollo was NOT really the villain in this tale if you ask me; Esmerelda and Phoebus actually were. Making Frollo the villain is all just part of the eternal campaign against ugly men. That he was a "corrupt" religious figure makes it even easier for normiescum to lap up just as eagerly as soybeard's lap up their landwhale wives' bulls' semen right out of her stretched out used up stankpuss after Tyrone is done beastfucking her.
 
A group of blackpilled incels should make a short 15 min long movie where Quasi goes ER, and animate it in the same art style and everything... if only.
 
So he died a friendzoned simp. But what if things were different?
He was the ultimate blue pilled simp, frollo raised Quasimodo like his own child yet Quasimodo still killed him because he laughed over some chad lusting whore getting hanged.
 
A group of blackpilled incels should make a short 15 min long movie where Quasi goes ER, and animate it in the same art style and everything... if only.

If i had the flash animation shit I totally would.
 

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