Serious What if I am in a coma

[erenyeager]

I wake up and it's 2008, there was no such thing as onlyfans, whores, corona, Jews, women, trannies, simps, chads or anything like that. You wake up in a bed and you are you're youthful self. I would FUCKING START GYMMAXXING QUICK AND BE A strong BOY SO I CAN AT LEAST BE 5'7 OR 8

 

[Deleted member 33827]

Wake up soldier! We got foids to fuck

 

[erenyeager]

Wake up soldier! We got foids to fuck

Nnghh dad is that you OH MY GOD HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN OUT. I HAD THIS HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE IT WAS 2021 AND EVERYONE WAS SO DAMN CRUEL BECAUSE OF LOOKISM

 

[I want to believe]

Do we live in a simulation?
Or is that all for real?

 

[erenyeager]

Do we live in a simulation?
Or is that all for real?

I have to use the founding titans time memory powers. I must go back to 2008 to warn young eren

 

[Deleted member 33827]

Nnghh dad is that you OH MY GOD HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN OUT. I HAD THIS HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE IT WAS 2021 AND EVERYONE WAS SO DAMN CRUEL BECAUSE OF LOOKISM

Yes son

 

[erenyeager]

Yes son

DAD THE FUTURE ISNT WHAT YOU RHINK IT IS IT IS HORRIBLE WE ARE ALL SLAVES IN THE FUTURE. FREEDOM ISNT FREE. BURGERLAND IS TURGERLAND WE HAVE THE WARN EVERYONE. FUTURE ME IS ALSO RELAYING THIS MESSAGE. QUICK DAD GIVE ME HGH

 

[Deleted member 33893]

What if you wake up during siege of Sarajevo where you can rape women or have them sell you pussy for a can of beans and you're a local warlord with a romanian ak variant and a tokarev pistol on your hip?

 

[Deleted member 33827]

DAD THE FUTURE ISNT WHAT YOU RHINK IT IS IT IS HORRIBLE WE ARE ALL SLAVES IN THE FUTURE. FREEDOM ISNT FREE. BURGERLAND IS TURGERLAND WE HAVE THE WARN EVERYONE. FUTURE ME IS ALSO RELAYING THIS MESSAGE. QUICK DAD GIVE ME HGH

 

[erenyeager]

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DAD JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING HGH I HAVE TO GET TO MY MAXIMUM HEIGHT

 

[Deleted member 33827]

DAD JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING HGH I HAVE TO GET TO MY MAXIMUM HEIGHT

No means no.

 

[erenyeager]

No means no.

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Da AAA C COUGH DD AAAA I NNEE. MEE HGH ME UNGA BIGGA UNGA COUGH DAAAAAAAAA

 

[Deleted member 30682]

2008 was the worst year of my life. If I woke up from a coma in 2008 I would probably stab my bullies at school and cut my jugular before the pigs catch me. Fuck 2008

 

[erenyeager]

2008 was the worst year of my life. If I woke up from a coma in 2008 I would probably stab my bullies at school and cut my jugular before the pigs catch me. Fuck 2008

That was for you. But for me I was in my blissful childhood years.