What if God was talking to you?

[DoomerChan]

Lets say you were a chad and God told you that you can’t have sex with any foids for the rest of your life.

Would you listen?

And ontop of that, you can’t watch porn or coom.

Would you listen?

 

[Negroid Berber]

No I would assume I had become a schizo and coom 5 mins later

 

[nystagmuscel]

No I would assume I had become a schizo and coom 5 mins later

 

[Nagisa_Shingetsu]

I'd ask god why did he make me an autistic subhuman manlet

 

[DoomerChan]

No I would assume I had become a schizo and coom 5 mins later

but what if right when u coom, ur backyard gets struck with lightning so u know its real?

 

[Darius L]

Ask him what's your plan, bitch?

 

[bagofshit99]

Lets say you were a chad and God told you

probably just take my meds tbh

 

[DoomerChan]

what if

Ask him what's your plan, bitch?

what if he tells u in a dream that you are the second coming of the messiah and that the fate of the world is in your hands.

 

[Johnny7]

Fuck no, because there is no God or a being that has a higher claim over me. If you encounter an "entity" who claims to be God you tell them to fuck off.

 

[wgm24]

God talks to everyone every day. Some just don't listen

 

[yez]

I wouldn't listen to that piece of shit. It created me incel if it really exists.

 

[DoomerChan]

Fuck no, because there is no God or a being that has a higher claim over me. If you encounter an "entity" who claims to be God you tell them to fuck off.

so you’d rather be miserable and LDAR and live a meaningless life than get trained by God to become a superhero?

 

[DoomerChan]

By taking the path of the messiah, your life exceeds all the chads in the world combined. U just can’t have sex

 

[Animecel2D]

I would do as god commanded and devote my life to him. I’d pack up my things and become a monk in some secluded mountain away from all worldly things and desires.

 

[gimmedatrope999]

I’d ask him what was his reasoning behind it. I can’t force him to not go through with it.

 

[DoomerChan]

I’d ask him what was his reasoning behind it. I can’t force him to not go through with it.

what if his reasoning is that the world is a big stage and you’re the main character like the truman show. And God set it up to play a game of chess against satan.

 

[gimmedatrope999]

what if his reasoning is that the world is a big stage and you’re the main character like the truman show. And God set it up to play a game of chess against satan.

I’d ask him if he’s satan.

 

[DoomerChan]

I’d ask him if he’s satan.

he says no, thats like asking nintendo if they are bowser

 

[HiddenUzer]

I would ask him why do I have to suffer

 

[Johnny7]

so you’d rather be miserable and LDAR and live a meaningless life than get trained by God to become a superhero?

Trained by God to become a superhero? LOL!

If I was to become a "messiah" or undertake the role of a "messiah", I would be subordinate to this "God". I do not want to be subordinate to anyone, God included.

I'm "LDARing" but I'm seldom miserable. Whether my life is meaningful or not is decided by me, not others, it's subjective.

 

[I want to believe]

No I would assume I had become a schizo and coom 5 mins later

 

[DoomerChan]

then why is your name “I want to believe?”

 

[gimmedatrope999]

he says no, thats like asking nintendo if they are bowser

I’d try to end my life. If that doesn’t work then i’d just obey god.

 

[DoomerChan]

I would ask him why do I have to suffer

he says you have to suffer because thats how you learn.

thats how he trains you

 

[HiddenUzer]

he says you have to suffer because thats how you learn.

thats how he trains you

I’d tell him to go fuck himself

 

[DoomerChan]

I’d tell him to go fuck himself

so you’d go fuck a bitch? and if you do fuck a bitch, God will abandon you forever and you will live forever in this world and can’t die. As it crumbles to ruins and satan takes over, you will watch all the children turn gay.

 

[Loner94]

He would strike me down with a bolt of lightning and proceed to say how dare you.

 

[HiddenUzer]

so you’d go fuck a bitch? and if you do fuck a bitch, God will abandon you forever and you will live forever in this world and can’t die. As it crumbles to ruins and satan takes over, you will watch all the children turn gay.

I don’t believe in that bs, yeah I’ll fuck all the bitches

 

[DoomerChan]

He would strike me down with a bolt of lightning and proceed to say how dare you.

no he wouldn’t, he’d keep you alive to witness the product of your mistake of abandoning your mission.

 

[Darius L]

what if

what if he tells u in a dream that you are the second coming of the messiah and that the fate of the world is in your hands.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

 

[Substitute Subhuman]

Fuck no, because there is no God or a being that has a higher claim over me. If you encounter an "entity" who claims to be God you tell them to fuck off.

What if a teen Stacy tells you that God commanded her to have sex with you?

 

[decembrist_kirillov]

there is no God

 

[nice_try]

No I would assume I had become a schizo and coom 5 mins later

based and blackpilled

 

[DoomerChan]

What if a teen Stacy tells you that God commanded her to have sex with you?

then she’s the devil

 

[Johnny7]

What if a teen Stacy tells you that God commanded her to have sex with you?

Yeah sure, I'd fuck her. I'd be a lucky guy fucking a delusional or mind-controlled Stacy.

Why would God command a Stacy to have sex with me? What value does he see in me? Or what is he trying to do? Yeah... God wouldn't do that.

 

[Substitute Subhuman]

Yeah sure, I'd fuck her. I'd be a lucky guy fucking a delusional or mind-controlled Stacy.

Why would God command a Stacy to have sex with me? What value does he see in me? Or what is he trying to do? Yeah... God wouldn't do that.

Soys will say that you raped her and you should have gotten her help instead of fucking her

 

[Nikalas]

I have already talked to god

 

[DoomerChan]

I have already talked to god

what he say?

 

[Nikalas]

what he say?

"You have a good chance for something big, don't mess it up"

I messed it up and he didn't talk to me since

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

Lets say you were a chad and God told you that you can’t have sex with any foids for the rest of your life.

Would you listen?

And ontop of that, you can’t watch porn or coom.

Would you listen?

I would respect him but I wouldn't take a word he said into consideration. I wouldn't let him get involved in my life either, because in times of need he wasn't there for me, but also when I'm facing hell I don't want him near me ...