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Serious What I Would Do If I Woke Up Tomorrow as a Chad

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I would fly to Miami, go to all the clubs, and take my shirt off and dance on the dancefloor. I'd be making out with all the Stacies while they grind on me. I would become the biggest showoff.
 
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I would fly to Miami, go to all the clubs, and take my shirt off and dance on the dancefloor. I'd be making out with all the Stacies while they grind on me. I would become the biggest showoff.
After my years of suffering it would be best, morally speaking, and for society in general, if I never became a Chad in this scenario. Because if somehow I magically became a Chad I would instantly abuse that newfound power to the maximum extent.
 
Calm down bro. Leave some pussy for us tomorrow
 

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