Welcome to Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate Forum

Welcome! This is a forum for involuntary celibates: people who lack a significant other. Are you lonely and wish you had someone in your life? You're not alone! Join our forum and talk to people just like you.

Discussion what i look for in a girl

Lycan

Lycan

INCEL LIVES MATTER
★★
Joined
Nov 3, 2021
Posts
5,038
1. loyalty - if im in a relationship then i dont want to play any games, its gonna be serious or there will be no relationship. if a girl commits to me ill commit to her

2. physical touch - i want someone who isnt shy to show their love through physical touch, like random hugs, kisses, holding hands, cuddling, etc.

3. verbal love - i want a girl who also isnt shy to show their love with their words. for example, i love yous, how are yous, goodmornings, goodnights, what are you doings, etc. this really goes a long way for me personally, it would mean a lot. it shows they care

4. sense of humor - ik girls arent funny but it is cute to me when a girl i like makes stupid jokes. any other girl making jokes just makes me wanna put tape over her mouth

5. virgin - preferably id go as far as to say i want a girl with no relationship experience, but with how much girls go from guy to guy nowadays, thats pretty impossible, so ill keep this one at least a tiny bit realistic. i want my special moments with my hypothetical gf to be as special to me as they are to her. if i have a first kiss with a girl who has already had one, we wont have the same experience. if i have intimacy with a girl who has already done that, its only special to me exclusively. i also hate picturing a girl i love with another dude so thinking that she had another bf before just triggers my insecurities super bad and it makes me feel like i cant compete with him and im not as good

6. has commonalities - doesnt need much explaining, why would i be with someone i have nothing in common with?

7. at least somewhat traditional - there are still rare girls (often religious) out there that do want to wait for marriage (i dont agree with waiting for marriage personally but it does show a girls willingness to not be a slut ig) and cook for their husbands. i want some kids too some day

8. prefers personality over looks - obviously since i post on here i am not the best looking. i am a scrawny white kid with glasses and a round face, not a chad-tier jawline. this is pretty much impossible to find nowadays but i hope a girl does actually just accept me for my personality and not care that im not 6'4" with a chiseled face
 
keep dreaming
 
You will unfortunately keep looking in this age
If females similar to your description exists, they are gigachad only
 
You will unfortunately keep looking in this age
If females similar to your description exists, they are gigachad only
i will not give up hope until im an adult then maybe ill just end my pathetic loveless life
 
So basically just a normal human

:foidSoy:“I don’t need to fit ur standards inkwell I can keep being a bipolar sociopath and it’s noyb”
 
No no sweaty! That' too much, your being a shallow mysogynistic incel! :foidSoy:
 
What I want.

(1) Strong Far Eastern features, small eyefolds, flat nose, super pale skin, big lips, straight and thick black hair.

(2) Very clingy, wants to be with me 24/7, wants to hold and kiss me non-stop. Constantly asks me what I'm doing and is suspicious of any other toilet.

(3) Has no friends, if she has no social life and just wants to live in isolation with me I'd be so happy. I would go out and make money, but she would be at home missing me and thinking about me.

(4) Chronic flatulence, I prefer a toilet who has this. Hopefully that is one of the main reasons behind her crippling anxiety and lack of social skills.

(5) No self-esteem and very agreeable, whenever she does something she must think that she's somehow doing it wrong. That's just so hawt. :ahegao:

(6) Virgin, preferably. That her social anxiety and low self-esteem got her so crippled from interacting with other people that she always caused men to leave before they ever got her undressed, despite her desperately wanting a man in her life and accepting the only man that would accept her chronic flatulence and horrible social anxiety.

(7) Chronic mouth-breather, that way she's ugly to most people and won't make her attractive to Chad if she's "too much of a hassle" to chase.

(8) Overweight, but not obese. So she has some feminine features.

(9) Highly intelligent, but her low self-esteem makes her doubt everything she does.

(10) No piercings (including earrings, I absolutely loathe earrings).

(11) Has never used a dating app, EVER. She's so insecure that she will be automatically rejected by every man that she doesn't even bother with dating online and just drowns in her own self-pity.

(12) Preferably has something like monophobia where she's afraid of being alone by herself and constantly requires me to be around her and hold her to comfort her.

(13) Unintentionally rude through constant burping and farting, eats her food too quickly to not "burden anyone" to be around her during dinner time. Can't maintain eye contact. Just generally socially and physically awkward, preferably clumsy.

(14) Suffers from visual snow (a bonus). Suffers from Asperger's Syndrome. Suffers from Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS).

Yes, I know that I'm describing a mental wreck, this is unironically how my dream girl looks like. I know that she doesn't exist, but if I could design my own wife and have a dozen kids with her (and yes, I want her to want to have at least 10), then I would make the above wife. :ahegao::ahegao::ahegao:
 
You're fucking 15, shouldn't you be drinking your capri-sun? Kindergarten.is
 
What i want is android gf that i could fully customise and program.
 
1. loyalty - if im in a relationship then i dont want to play any games, its gonna be serious or there will be no relationship. if a girl commits to me ill commit to her

2. physical touch - i want someone who isnt shy to show their love through physical touch, like random hugs, kisses, holding hands, cuddling, etc.

3. verbal love - i want a girl who also isnt shy to show their love with their words. for example, i love yous, how are yous, goodmornings, goodnights, what are you doings, etc. this really goes a long way for me personally, it would mean a lot. it shows they care

4. sense of humor - ik girls arent funny but it is cute to me when a girl i like makes stupid jokes. any other girl making jokes just makes me wanna put tape over her mouth

5. virgin - preferably id go as far as to say i want a girl with no relationship experience, but with how much girls go from guy to guy nowadays, thats pretty impossible, so ill keep this one at least a tiny bit realistic. i want my special moments with my hypothetical gf to be as special to me as they are to her. if i have a first kiss with a girl who has already had one, we wont have the same experience. if i have intimacy with a girl who has already done that, its only special to me exclusively. i also hate picturing a girl i love with another dude so thinking that she had another bf before just triggers my insecurities super bad and it makes me feel like i cant compete with him and im not as good

6. has commonalities - doesnt need much explaining, why would i be with someone i have nothing in common with?

7. at least somewhat traditional - there are still rare girls (often religious) out there that do want to wait for marriage (i dont agree with waiting for marriage personally but it does show a girls willingness to not be a slut ig) and cook for their husbands. i want some kids too some day

8. prefers personality over looks - obviously since i post on here i am not the best looking. i am a scrawny white kid with glasses and a round face, not a chad-tier jawline. this is pretty much impossible to find nowadays but i hope a girl does actually just accept me for my personality and not care that im not 6'4" with a chiseled face
Op how old are you?
 
What the hell dude,why are you in this forum,you are still growing,nuat fucking go outside instead of rotting over here,which country are you from?are you from the? West?
 
What the hell dude,why are you in this forum,you are still growing,nuat fucking go outside instead of rotting over here,which country are you from?are you from the? West?
america
 
:feelswhat::dafuckfeels:Dude leave this forum
i am on this forum but im also simultaneously still trying to ascend. i have not given up hope yet and i will keep trying. i use this forum to record my thoughts as my quest for a girlfren continues. i also use this forum to learn the nature of femoids so i am knowledgeable on what to expect from them in the dating world when i try
 
i am on this forum but im also simultaneously still trying to ascend. i have not given up hope yet and i will keep trying. i use this forum to record my thoughts as my quest for a girlfren continues. i also use this forum to learn the nature of femoids so i am knowledgeable on what to expect from them in the dating world when i try
I sincerely hope you ascend man,but this forum isn't really for you.Are you a social person?
 
I sincerely hope you ascend man,but this forum isn't really for you.Are you a social person?
no i am not a social person. i cant talk to strangers and if a stranger talks to me i get really nervous and sound weird sometimes
 
no i am not a social person. i cant talk to strangers and if a stranger talks to me i get really nervous and sound weird sometimes.
Are you autistic?
 
no i am not a social person. i cant talk to strangers and if a stranger talks to me i get really nervous and sound weird sometimes
I can relate to you.Listen to me bro,develop your social skills,theres a lot of time,Im past 18 and I can't socialise at all,one if my biggest regrets in life is not working on my social skills,I regret it so much,and if you dont work then you'll regret it too,your lack of social skills will seep into every aspect of your life,not just romance,so please develop your social skills,most decent people won't mock a 15 year old kid.Try socialising everyday no matter hoe uncomfortable it is,seriously dude,for us,try it
 
not confirmed but my psychologist is having me evaluated for autism next school year cus he thinks i might
Damn,15 and still not diagnosed?sounds Tough ngl.
Btw.OP,like I said,you have alot of time so don't waste it rotting on this forum
 
Damn,15 and still not diagnosed?sounds Tough ngl.
Btw.OP,like I said,you have alot of time so don't waste it rotting on this forum
if i were to have a mental illness of some sort the only 2 that i can relate to the symptoms of is autism and apd. so i guess we will see when i get evaluated
 
if i were to have a mental illness of some sort the only 2 that i can relate to the symptoms of is autism and apd. so i guess we will see when i get evaluated
Good luck buddy,I am not autistic but have autism like symptoms,probably due to my childhood,I was ignored a lot ,were your parents good to you?
 
if i were to have a mental illness of some sort the only 2 that i can relate to the symptoms of is autism and apd. so i guess we will see when i get evaluated
sorry i meant ASPD

Good luck buddy,I am not autistic but have autism like symptoms,probably due to my childhood,I was ignored a lot ,were your parents good to you?
i have a rough relationship with my dad but he wasnt necessarily "abusive"
 
sorry i meant ASPD


i have a rough relationship with my dad but he wasnt necessarily "abusive"
Damn I can relate to it so much,same with both my parents,rough relationships but theyI were not abusive,they are wonderful especially my mom,but I am a loser:cryfeels:
I used to change schools a lot and was always the quiet kid and never talked to anyone because of social anxiety and I am the middle child so I always got ignored and neglected and overshadowed by my brothers and sister:feelscry:but my parents are very good parents sadly,I don't know why I am like this,I feel so unlovable you know,but I want to give love to someone
 
Damn I can relate to it so much,same with both my parents,rough relationships but theyI were not abusive,they are wonderful especially my mom,but I am a loser:cryfeels:
I used to change schools a lot and was always the quiet kid and never talked to anyone because of social anxiety and I am the middle child so I always got ignored and neglected and overshadowed by my brothers and sister:feelscry:but my parents are very good parents sadly,I don't know why I am like this,I feel so unlovable you know,but I want to give love to someone
i changed schools every single school year except for 7th and 8th. sometimes id move schools in the middle of the year and then go to a different one next year. sometimes i moved states. this caused me to not be able to hold a friend group together and i was always the new kid at school
 
Statistically you have better odds at winning the lottery twice
 
i changed schools every single school year except for 7th and 8th. sometimes id move schools in the middle of the year and then go to a different one next year. sometimes i moved states. this caused me to not be able to hold a friend group together and i was always the new kid at school
Same dude,same:feelscry:Like I said ,I changed schools almosy every other year too,and was unable to form friend groups,and when I was in the same school for 5 years I made good friends but couldn't form strong bonds.
Its crazy how much I can relate to you,but dude difference is you still have time,its too early for you to be anraped incel,I can't even tell my parents to see a psychologist because its considered a taboo ,youknow,are you trying to socialise?
 
Same dude,same:feelscry:Like I said ,I changed schools almosy every other year too,and was unable to form friend groups,and when I was in the same school for 5 years I made good friends but couldn't form strong bonds.
Its crazy how much I can relate to you,but dude difference is you still have time,its too early for you to be anraped incel,I can't even tell my parents to see a psychologist because its considered a taboo ,youknow,are you trying to socialise?
my school makes me see one because of some dumb comments i made at the beginning of the school year. but yes i try to socialize sometimes its just hard. when i want to make friends its like my brain is telling me to say something to them and introduce myself but my mouth physically wont let me say it
 
my school makes me see one because of some dumb comments i made at the beginning of the school year. but yes i try to socialize sometimes its just hard. when i want to make friends its like my brain is telling me to say something to them and introduce myself but my mouth physically wont let me say it
Listen mate,you are 15 and you will be out of school in a few years,when you grow up,NO ONE will care about who you were,who the most popular kid was and so on,they'll soon be busy with their lives,so ironically high school is the best and worst place to socialise,but give it a shot dude.I can relate with wanting to say something but not being able to do it,too.Btw dude do you avoid social situations and situations which require you to get out of the comfort zone like the plague?like if we have guests at home,id rather stay hungry than meet them.so how socially retarded are you on a scale of 1 (not anxious) to 10(very socially anxious)?

Also,I followed you back:feelsautistic::feelsLightsaber::feelsLightsaber:
 
What I look for in a girl:
  • White
  • Big boobs
  • Flat stomach
  • No tattoos
  • No piercings
  • Stacy face
  • Dumptruck ass
  • Long legs
 
i am well aware this is a daydream
They do exist but don't forget the world does not revolve around you, if you see her that means 10 other guys probably have their eye on her too. There is something about guys that lets them detect cute shy virgins instantly and those are the ones people want.
 
They do exist but don't forget the world does not revolve around you, if you see her that means 10 other guys probably have their eye on her too. There is something about guys that lets them detect cute shy virgins instantly and those are the ones people want.
hopefully she picks me, likely not :cryfeels: other guys will come along overtime and she'll pick them
 
clean, well groomed, not overweight foid = CHAD ONLY
 
:bluepill: thread - you're gonna remain miserable for the rest of your life if you continue to unironically believe that "loyalty" and "genuine love" from women is out there for you
 
Sadly, these women barely exist. The ones who do inevitable either end up getting corrupted by college or being bagged by some 9/10 chad with high standards, unless they're sub 5/10 in looks.
 
1. loyalty - if im in a relationship then i dont want to play any games, its gonna be serious or there will be no relationship. if a girl commits to me ill commit to her

2. physical touch - i want someone who isnt shy to show their love through physical touch, like random hugs, kisses, holding hands, cuddling, etc.

3. verbal love - i want a girl who also isnt shy to show their love with their words. for example, i love yous, how are yous, goodmornings, goodnights, what are you doings, etc. this really goes a long way for me personally, it would mean a lot. it shows they care

4. sense of humor - ik girls arent funny but it is cute to me when a girl i like makes stupid jokes. any other girl making jokes just makes me wanna put tape over her mouth

5. virgin - preferably id go as far as to say i want a girl with no relationship experience, but with how much girls go from guy to guy nowadays, thats pretty impossible, so ill keep this one at least a tiny bit realistic. i want my special moments with my hypothetical gf to be as special to me as they are to her. if i have a first kiss with a girl who has already had one, we wont have the same experience. if i have intimacy with a girl who has already done that, its only special to me exclusively. i also hate picturing a girl i love with another dude so thinking that she had another bf before just triggers my insecurities super bad and it makes me feel like i cant compete with him and im not as good

6. has commonalities - doesnt need much explaining, why would i be with someone i have nothing in common with?

7. at least somewhat traditional - there are still rare girls (often religious) out there that do want to wait for marriage (i dont agree with waiting for marriage personally but it does show a girls willingness to not be a slut ig) and cook for their husbands. i want some kids too some day

8. prefers personality over looks - obviously since i post on here i am not the best looking. i am a scrawny white kid with glasses and a round face, not a chad-tier jawline. this is pretty much impossible to find nowadays but i hope a girl does actually just accept me for my personality and not care that im not 6'4" with a chiseled face
You got high standards inkwell maybe if you lower them you would have a boyfriend
 
What i look for in a girl:

1.) is not fat
2.) is willing to fuck

end of story
 
The dream, your goal, your DREAM! A STABLE LIFE WITH the ideal girl, this is the goal.
 
I can agree with you in all points exept point 4. I have problems with getting jokes, and I'm anoyed because of that. Others - the same
 
op is 15 years old jfl

honestly youre a moron, you havent even lived enough to know you're incel, you literally are going through puberty rn
 
op is 15 years old jfl

honestly youre a moron, you havent even lived enough to know you're incel, you literally are going through puberty rn
This nigga would rope if he was 21 like me

Teen years fly fast
 
High IQ kid , I wish I was blackpilled at 15 :feelswhat:

My teen years are gone now 21, im gonna be oldcel soon enough
 

Similar threads

suicidecase
Replies
18
Views
693
suicidecase
suicidecase
SlayerSlayer
Replies
52
Views
2K
Mrugly420
Mrugly420
over_for_me
Replies
13
Views
513
Izayacel
Izayacel

Users who are viewing this thread

shape1
shape2
shape3
shape4
shape5
shape6
Back
Top