RageFuel What I got for my birthday

[ManOfVengeance]

Retarded fat piece of shit birtvessel comes in my room and gives me a box of cologne.
My birthvessel has unilaterally decided instead of buying me beer to alleviate my pain she will instead allow me to continously suffer but now I get to have the "aromatic" smell of a turkish asshole. It felt like a backhanded insult so after sampling some of the cologne I took the box and threw it at her head.
(I would like to remind you guys that this "gift" was bought with my own money.)
I went back inside my room to spray more cologne on myself...hoping it would kill me. (It didn't)

 

[Dr. Autismo]

Mogs me for getting something for your birthday

 

[ManOfVengeance]

Mogs me for getting something for your birthday

This was bought with my own money.

 

[Grodd]

No cologne for your face, she could have atleast got you an escort to fuck.

 

[ManOfVengeance]

No cologne for your face, she could have atleast got you an escort to fuck.

Foids choose to inflict as much suffering as they can, remember that they're the problem not the solution.

 

[Violet loner]

Retarded fat piece of shit birtvessel comes in my room and gives me a box of cologne.
My birthvessel has unilaterally decided instead of buying me beer to alleviate my pain she will instead allow me to continously suffer but now I get to have the "aromatic" smell of a turkish asshole. It felt like a backhanded insult so after sampling some of the cologne I took the box and threw it at her head.
(I would like to remind you guys that this "gift" was bought with my own money.)
I went back inside my room to spray more cologne on myself...hoping it would kill me. (It didn't)

Fuck your mother

 

[ColderManTruce]

Mogs me for getting something for your birthday

Foids choose to inflict as much suffering as they can, remember that they're the problem not the solution.

 

[WanderingWhenWinter]

My mother bought me a cologne last year and I haven't used it once, since it is useless

 

[Pancakecel]

I took the box and threw it at her head

Based

 

[Marklonely]

Cologne can be a decent gift....

If you are a HTN, as it can help boost your SMV slightly (emphasis on the word "slightly)

If you are anything lower then a HTN, then Cologne ain't going to do much.

 

[Emba]

There's alcohol in Cologne

 

[Rapistcel]

Mogs me for getting something for your birthday