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What happens when i reach 1k posts?

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Light Yagami

Self-banned
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Joined
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Posts
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Does something happen or does nothing ever happen as usual?
 
Feds come visit your house
 
You die from a heart attack
 
You die from a heart attack
No that doesn't happen till you reach 20 years of bad sleep (which I will, if I live that long). 1,000 posts is way too early to have a heart attack.
 
Nothing

You can only become addicted to this forum
 
Nothing

You can only become addicted to this forum
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PolskiKartofel

Kanner/Asperger/Norwood victim / Undesired Bassist​

★★★★★
JoinedJan 5, 2022Posts20,561
 
You change colors
 
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PolskiKartofel

Kanner/Asperger/Norwood victim / Undesired Bassist​

★★★★★
JoinedJan 5, 2022Posts20,561
Joined date is very important

Scale effect (3 years of 6 being blackpilled) make me stay here
 
A foid sucks you off
 
Address in case Master needs to deliver a foid to congratulate me for reaching 1k:

Al Masjid Al Haram Road, Masjid al Haram, Mecca 24231, Saudi Arabia
 
Does Master deliver an anime girl to my doorstep?
Yep, you get to choose your favorite waifu, then at 2,000 posts you get to pick another one and so on.
 
You get a pony.
 
Nothing

Nothing ever happens :blackpill:
 
you get put on a watch list
 

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