Serious What haircut will help me get pussy?

[Michael W. Ford]

I'm going to get my haircut today. I have black wavy hair. What haircut will help me get pussy?


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[ShiiOfTheSPLC]

Edgar

 

[Balding Subhuman]

No haircut for your face / height

 

[Govid_Dorious]

calling all the niggers

 

[The Enforcer]

If its over for you, the best haircut to get pussy is to go several inches down from the hairline. There, you will find something called the "neck". It attaches your head to your torso. Now to get pussy, everything from the neck and above needs to be cut off, then replaced with a nicer looking specimen entirely. Sadly this isn't a readily available trim.

 

[Immolator]

i guess fluffy/ messy hair would be my guess.

 

[Michael W. Ford]

This is my hair

 

[Michael W. Ford]

I'm 31

 

[Old Ironsides]

over

 

[Mortis]

This is my hair
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Mogs me to hell and back

 

[BornToLose]

 

[ADHD_cel]

This or cope

View: https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/12quacl/why_do_all_teenage_boys_have_this_same_haircut/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1

 

[Michael W. Ford]

If its over for you, the best haircut to get pussy is to go several inches down from the hairline. There, you will find something called the "neck". It attaches your head to your torso. Now to get pussy, everything from the neck and above needs to be cut off, then replaced with a nicer looking specimen entirely. Sadly this isn't a readily available trim.

Edgar

i guess fluffy/ messy hair would be my guess.

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calling all the niggers

No haircut for your face / height

What do you guys suggest?

 

[Doomer Guy]

If its over for you, the best haircut to get pussy is to go several inches down from the hairline. There, you will find something called the "neck". It attaches your head to your torso. Now to get pussy, everything from the neck and above needs to be cut off, then replaced with a nicer looking specimen entirely. Sadly this isn't a readily available trim.

 

[Michael W. Ford]

This or cope

View: https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/12quacl/why_do_all_teenage_boys_have_this_same_haircut/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1

I should get the broccoli haircut? I'm 31

 

[ADHD_cel]

I should get the broccoli haircut? I'm 31

Then get the pompadour, kek

View: https://youtu.be/NUn6W-PGOck

 

[Pringle]

This is my hair
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tidy it up and grow it out, until you get a haircut similar to Robb Stark from GoT

 

[Retardfuel]

I haven't been to barbershop for 3 years, my long hair didn't help me ascend

 

[Michael W. Ford]

This or cope

View: https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/12quacl/why_do_all_teenage_boys_have_this_same_haircut/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1

I'm down to get the broccoli hair if it gets me pussy.

 

[Michael W. Ford]

@ADHD_cel @Immolator thanks.

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

I cut my hair super short because it fits me the best. I don't have natural curly hair and i won't spend half my day making them curly. Also tried letting my hair grow but it just grew denser

 

[Cletus Longthing]

I'm going to get my haircut today. I have black wavy hair. What haircut will help me get pussy?


These are the apps I'm using to get pussy

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Go bald n grow beard broooo

 

[Balding Subhuman]

You could try posting a picture of yourself on reddit and ask foids directly. Its more or less pointless asking from us (incel) guys what do we think is an attractive haircut for a guy.

+ I'd argue that its not the haircut that's attractive, its just the frosting on the top, face and body is what sells it. Chad could have pink dreads or be bald and women would still like him

 

[bimmercel]

Slicked back undercut tbh

 

[LeFrenchCel]

No haircut for your face / height

 

[Blighteous]

Slicked back undercut tbh

Disclaimer: NEVER SLICK YOUR HAIR BACK IF YOU HAVE A HUGE FOREHEAD LIKE OP

 

[bimmercel]

Wvo cares about OP he is clearly a kike jew.

 

[5ft4ropeconnoisseur]

 

[Shrek]

Dreadlocks

 

[Asgard]

Are you autistic, OP?

 

[Asgard]

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fake face.

 

[Serpents reign]

An elvis presley haircut on a morbidly obese half nigerian half chinese midget with mental retardation is still not going to get pussy

 

[IncelKing]

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Based!

This should be done to all enemies of incels

 

[UnwantedVirgin]

If its over for you, the best haircut to get pussy is to go several inches down from the hairline. There, you will find something called the "neck". It attaches your head to your torso. Now to get pussy, everything from the neck and above needs to be cut off, then replaced with a nicer looking specimen entirely. Sadly this isn't a readily available trim.

 

[TouhouMathcel]

This is my hair
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Reminds me of Pablo Escobar

 

[mouthbreather]

no haircut for your race