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Serious What haircut will help me get pussy?

Michael W. Ford

Michael W. Ford

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I'm going to get my haircut today. I have black wavy hair. What haircut will help me get pussy?


These are the apps I'm using to get pussy

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No haircut for your face / height
 
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calling all the niggers
 
If its over for you, the best haircut to get pussy is to go several inches down from the hairline. There, you will find something called the "neck". It attaches your head to your torso. Now to get pussy, everything from the neck and above needs to be cut off, then replaced with a nicer looking specimen entirely. Sadly this isn't a readily available trim.
 
i guess fluffy/ messy hair would be my guess.
 
If its over for you, the best haircut to get pussy is to go several inches down from the hairline. There, you will find something called the "neck". It attaches your head to your torso. Now to get pussy, everything from the neck and above needs to be cut off, then replaced with a nicer looking specimen entirely. Sadly this isn't a readily available trim.
i guess fluffy/ messy hair would be my guess.
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What do you guys suggest?
 
If its over for you, the best haircut to get pussy is to go several inches down from the hairline. There, you will find something called the "neck". It attaches your head to your torso. Now to get pussy, everything from the neck and above needs to be cut off, then replaced with a nicer looking specimen entirely. Sadly this isn't a readily available trim.
 
I haven't been to barbershop for 3 years, my long hair didn't help me ascend
 
@ADHD_cel @Immolator thanks.
 
I cut my hair super short because it fits me the best. I don't have natural curly hair and i won't spend half my day making them curly. Also tried letting my hair grow but it just grew denser
 
You could try posting a picture of yourself on reddit and ask foids directly. Its more or less pointless asking from us (incel) guys what do we think is an attractive haircut for a guy.

+ I'd argue that its not the haircut that's attractive, its just the frosting on the top, face and body is what sells it. Chad could have pink dreads or be bald and women would still like him
 
Slicked back undercut tbh
 
Wvo cares about OP he is clearly a kike jew.
 
Are you autistic, OP?
 
An elvis presley haircut on a morbidly obese half nigerian half chinese midget with mental retardation is still not going to get pussy
 
If its over for you, the best haircut to get pussy is to go several inches down from the hairline. There, you will find something called the "neck". It attaches your head to your torso. Now to get pussy, everything from the neck and above needs to be cut off, then replaced with a nicer looking specimen entirely. Sadly this isn't a readily available trim.
:feelshaha: :yes:
 
no haircut for your race
 

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