Bro forgot that. I know a 5’2 balding Indian janitor who slays and dates supermodels. He has severe acne (cystic, nodular, comedonal), acne scars, excessive facial hair growth, patchy beard, prominent scars and deformities, asymmetrical facial features (uneven eyes, eyebrows, ears), drooping and sagging skin, deep wrinkles, dark circles, puffiness under the eyes, bulging eyes, large protruding nose with uneven nostrils, recessed and underdeveloped chin and jawline, prominent double chin, very thin lips, flat and sunken cheeks, high hairline with receding hair, visible facial veins and broken capillaries, irregular skin texture, noticeable redness, excessive fat, visible scars and stretch marks, and various skin conditions (eczema, psoriasis, rosacea, seborrheic dermatitis, contact dermatitis, hives, dermatitis herpetiformis, vitiligo, lupus, perioral dermatitis, hyperpigmentation, hypopigmentation, actinic keratosis, melasma, skin cancer, skin infections, keratosis pilaris, pityriasis rosea, scleroderma, basal cell nevus syndrome, tinea versicolor, dermatographia, keloids, chloasma, impetigo, folliculitis, ichthyosis, lichen planus, granuloma annulare, necrobiosis lipoidica, hidradenitis suppurativa, cellulitis), thinning hair, bald spots, oily scalp, frizzy hair, split ends, dry and flaky scalp, greying hair, overly sensitive skin, uneven skin tone, sun spots, large pores, dull complexion, under-eye bags, redness around the nose, crow’s feet, marionette lines, droopy eyelids, puffy face, visible neck wrinkles, double chin, patchy facial hair, skin tags, age spots, broken capillaries, rosacea, eczema flare-ups, psoriasis patches, skin roughness, hyperpigmentation, hypopigmentation, milia, whiteheads, blackheads, nose blackheads, jawline acne, forehead acne, chest acne, back acne, stretch marks on the abdomen, stretch marks on the thighs, stretch marks on the arms, wrinkles on hands, and dry hands; voice flaws (a low and raspy voice, rough and gravelly quality, slightly hoarse or strained timbre, slow and deliberate speech patterns, and occasional pauses while searching for words), discolored or uneven teeth, unruly body hair, excessive body odor, visible skin tags or moles, excessive body or facial sweat, enlarged pores, persistent dandruff or scalp issues, broken or damaged nails, overgrown or uneven toenails, unkempt or greasy hair, irregular teeth, thin or uneven lips, visible scarring or discoloration around the lips, inflamed or receded gums, thick or ridged nails, possible fungal infections, brittle nails, visible spots or lines on nails, uneven nail shape or size, ragged or overgrown cuticles, rough, calloused skin on elbows, visible cracks or dryness, hyperpigmentation or dark spots, thickened or scaly skin, bumps or irregularities, loose, sagging skin on the back of knees, visible wrinkles or creases, dryness or rough patches, discoloration or age spots, redness or irritation on the back of knees, uneven texture on the forehead, visible wrinkles, deep lines, and possible acne scars, oily or dry skin, prominent veins or discoloration on the forehead, irregular tongue surface with discoloration or bumps, protruding or deep belly button, uneven or sagging shoulders, visible chest scars or stretch marks, excessive chest hair, blocked or unevenly shaped nasal passage, visible inside nose irregularities, rough or dry skin on the top of the head, noticeable scalp issues, and uneven hair growth; brittle nails, discolored nails, hangnails, nail ridges, cracked heels, calloused feet, bunions, hammertoes, foot odor, leg cramps, varicose veins, spider veins, poor circulation, swollen ankles, shin splints, tight calf muscles, weak grip strength, forearm soreness, elbow tendonitis, wrist pain, poor posture, sagging jowls, droopy shoulders, sunken chest, flat feet, osteoarthritis, osteoporosis, scoliosis, kyphosis, bowed legs, knock knees, joint deformities or misalignments, bone spurs, mouth breathing, halitosis (bad breath), receding gums, tooth decay, uneven tooth alignment, crowded teeth, missing teeth, stained teeth, gingivitis, periodontitis, tooth sensitivity, cracked or chipped teeth, swollen gums, oral infections, dry mouth, excessive saliva production, mouth ulcers, missing or ill-fitting dental work, dental abscesses, tooth grinding (bruxism), severe eczema, psoriasis patches, rosacea flare-ups, seborrheic dermatitis, eczema scars, contact dermatitis, hives, dermatitis herpetiformis, vitiligo, lupus, perioral dermatitis, hyperpigmentation, hypopigmentation, actinic keratosis, melasma, skin cancer, skin infections, keratosis pilaris, pityriasis rosea, scleroderma, basal cell nevus syndrome, tinea versicolor, dermatographia, keloids, chloasma, impetigo, folliculitis, ichthyosis, lichen planus, granuloma annulare, necrobiosis lipoidica, hidradenitis suppurativa, cellulitis, and skin scars from cuts, burns, or other injuries, rough, thickened, and scaly skin, uneven skin tone, dark spots, sun damage, discoloration around body folds, scarring from acne, acne scabs, whiteheads, blackheads, and excessive body hair growth.
