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I see people all the time here saying it smells like fish but I feel that they have to be exaggerating.

I'm sure it doesn't smell like that if the girl is hygienic.

So escortcels what does it smell like?

(Ik weird question but I need answers)

@FucktheFBI @Whiteferociousboy
 
I don't know never smelled one before
 
I havent sniffed the vagina as I don't want to put my face on it as STD risk is too dangerous

NEVER SUCK AN ESCORT'S VAGINA!!!
 
Having sex/had sex/knowing how sex feels is not an incel trait
 
Having sex/had sex/knowing how sex feels is not an incel trait
Go hire an escort yourself, you only need 200$ max unless you are going for a rare russian stacy escort
 
You came to the right place to ask
 
Kissing escorts is fine I think just don't do french kiss
 
In gta v of course :feelsokman:
 
I don't know, but from what i've seen from @Retardfuel, probably not good
 
Brother asked what a vagina smells like on an incel forum

skull GIF
 
I havent sniffed the vagina as I don't want to put my face on it as STD risk is too dangerous

NEVER SUCK AN ESCORT'S VAGINA!!!
Jfl at eating out an escort.
 
Jfl at eating out an escort.
I personally would never put my mouth on an escort's pussy and hopefully I dont hit rock bottom low inhib to be doing that because its risky especially with street prostitutes (Which I advise everyone on this forum to avoid)
 
Honestly tho I think everyone on this forum should fuck an escort at least once
 
Honestly tho I think everyone on this forum should fuck an escort at least once
I honestly want to.

Should I go to a ghetto area to find those massage people?
 
I want to sniff FEMALES. Not shoes or socks specifically.

BUT FEMALE SCENT ONLY BELONGS TO CHAD'S NOSTRILS :feelsdevil: :feelsdevil:

JOE BIDEN IS A SNIFFERCEL. I WANT TO DO THE SAME. I WILL NEVER SNIFF WOMEN BECAUSE I CANT
 
JFL at the people too retarded to visit an escort thinking fucking a whore that is doing a job is ascension and asking to ban escortcels because they think fucking an old used up prostitute is the same as teen love.

Wait til these anti-escortmaxxers find out one of our mods is an escortmaxxer himself.
 
Yeah could be dudes exaggerating about rotten fish corpse smell
 
JFL at the people too retarded to visit an escort thinking fucking a whore that is doing a job is ascension and asking to ban escortcels because they think fucking an old used up prostitute is the same as teen love.

Wait til these anti-escortmaxxers find out one of our mods is an escortmaxxer himself.
Isn't it @ceasercel ?
 
This seems illegal tbh but fuck it
Thats what I used to fuck an massage escort and first time I got turned down from not bringing enough money but second time was a success
 
Thats what I used to fuck an massage escort and first time I got turned down from not bringing enough money but second time was a success
For me it says one of them is 60$ an hour.

Is that counting the sex or just the massage thing?
 
perfect place to ask this question
 
For me it says one of them is 60$ an hour.

Is that counting the sex or just the massage thing?
Just the massage but I would call them *67 first and ask how much massage is

Here is what you should do
• Bring X amount for the massage
• Hide the extra money so the gooks dont steal it (preferrably under your phone case with a theft alarm)
• Bring at least 240$ (including massage money)
 
Just the massage but I would call them *67 first and ask how much massage is

Here is what you should do
• Bring X amount for the massage
• Hide the extra money so the gooks dont steal it (preferrably under your phone case with a theft alarm)
• Bring at least 240$ (including massage money)
Alright.

Once I get a job these prostitutes will be BLACKED :feelsdevil:
 
Alright.

Once I get a job these prostitutes will be BLACKED :feelsdevil:
Based, I will soon do a normal escort outside the massage stuff:feelsLSD:

Getting a normal escort is hard af as you gotta do screening and be on point to ensure those hookers aren't glowniggers so thats why I say go to a massage as a massage you are far far less likely to end up in a sting operation
 
Alright.

Once I get a job these prostitutes will be BLACKED :feelsdevil:
Do it soon, also as a hint if you open the door and hear the beeping as you hear in gas stations thats a good sign
 
Do it soon, also as a hint if you open the door and hear the beeping as you hear in gas stations thats a good sign
And they're asian too

Perfect for ya boy :feelsohh:
 
Based, I will soon do a normal escort outside the massage stuff:feelsLSD:

Getting a normal escort is hard af as you gotta do screening and be on point to ensure those hookers aren't glowniggers so thats why I say go to a massage as a massage you are far far less likely to end up in a sting operation
Yeah that's what I am scared of.

I honestly don't understand why it's even illegal in the first place.
 
Yeah that's what I am scared of.

I honestly don't understand why it's even illegal in the first place.
Reasons it could be illegal other than "HuMan tRAfFiCKiNg" bitch they fucking chose to be prostitutes (hardly) no one forced them to be prostitutes
• The government wants us to die virgins
• The government cant find a way to tax it

Also fun fact; did you know that Netherlands disabledcels get free prostitutes funded by the government and we need that in America
 

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