6'2" but I say 6'1"
Fat, but old fat, like "who cares?" fat. (losing weight for no reason right now, so prob cancer)
Huge wingspan, small dick.
Eyes are hazel but I say brown. Starting to bulge a little from thyroiditis.
Long, brown hair with natural blond highlights and a little gray now.
Weird teeth because of severe childhood problems, but they look okay now except for the coffee/tobacco stains.
Tattoos, some pretty serious scars from injury. My arm looks like it was put together by Nazi scientists but it works fine.
Big winter beard that I finally had to trim for some appointments. Brown, blonde, red, now some gray.
Size 13 shoes, 11 in rollerblades
Thin poor-people glasses.