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What do you do about morning wood?

Therapywasawaste

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I don't think I've ever jerked off in the mornings, I just waited for it to go away. Sometimes it would come back later.

If I had a girlfriend that would be an obvious solution.
 
@spermretentionmax thoughts ?
 
Find the hottest pornvid i can and take care of it.

Unless i don’t want to deal with the mess that day then I’ll wait for it to go away or go back to sleep usually.
 
i jerk off in the bathroom
 
idk it never made me horny actually, my dick just got hard but i wasn't aroused to do something about it
 
I don't think I've ever jerked off in the mornings, I just waited for it to go away. Sometimes it would come back later.

If I had a girlfriend that would be an obvious solution.
I don’t get it much anymore
 
I jerk off, but only on weekends
 
It usually goes away a minute or two after I wake up. I hate masturbating in the morning since it makes you tired as fuck for the day.
 
I wait for it to go away if i get it
 
I go pee and wait for it to go away

Nothing is more depressing then waking up and instantly busting a nut.. I've done it, and it's depressing.
 
I used to watch morning sex porn videos when it happed but now i just let it go
 
@spermretentionmax thoughts ?
morning wood is a free spike of energy in the morning, you should strive for good sleep conditions so you wake up with morning wood and don’t jerk it off
 
I never had it as far as I remember. With that said I was put on psychiatric medication in my mid teens which may have done permanent damage by my late teens. I also had very high cholesterol by my early 20's.
 
just masturbate
 
I don't think I've ever jerked off in the mornings, I just waited for it to go away. Sometimes it would come back later.

If I had a girlfriend that would be an obvious solution.
This is what I do:
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The fire will go out if you don't get tf up early and put more wood in it
 
i beat my dick
 
I crack my dick like a glow stick so it goes away
 
I don't have that anymore.
 
I avoid masturbating during the morning because the orgasm just isn't as enjoyable. Anyone here has the same issue? Evening masturbation is the best for me.
 
i dont get one
 

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