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Discussion What do you carry for self-defence

Buried Alive 2.0

Buried Alive 2.0

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Incels are always under threat, be it from normies trying to show off to some foid how they can beat up other guy or rabid white knights looking to defend m'lady. So what do you recommend carrying strictly for self-defense?
 
My face, tends to disturb people away
 
Honestly not afraid of anyone, I've got nothing to live for, I don't care about being harmed.
 
I don’t go outside.
 
I don't care :feelsbadman:... If someone wants to punch me or stab me, be my guess. I have nothing to loose.
 
I think I'll definitely get a strong flashlight. And for the right hip a large knife or a tactical whip. A knife does not stop an attacker according to "experts", only if you hit them in a vital area like the neck. Although if you can literally chop off their limbs with a large knife/machete I guess it would be quite effective
 
Ever since I grew taller than most people (when I suddenly sprouted up to 5'10") people stopped trying to physically threaten me.

Heightpill is strong. I am 6' and it's enough to make people leave me alone as long as I don't attract attention to myself. They have to find different ways to be evil to me, like cowards they refuse to say anything to my face.
 
I think I'll definitely get a strong flashlight. And for the right hip a large knife or a tactical whip. A knife does not stop an attacker according to "experts", only if you hit them in a vital area like the neck. Although if you can literally chop off their limbs with a large knife/machete I guess it would be quite effective
There is saying about knife fights that says the winner bleeds out on the ambulance and the loser on the street. Knifes and dangerous and need some sort of guard so you don't can't yourself with your own.
 
For self defense, I carry a knife.
Affordable and simple to use.

Gerber Strongarm.
It’s a strong and durable knife.
Also, the sheath is nice and has several ways to wear it.
I prefer scout carry, or horizontally across my back.
I just wear a loose shirt and it is a lot less obvious than wearing the sheath downward so it hangs down my leg.
The downside is that someone could pull your knife from behind you and you just gave your attacker a weapon.
So, it has its disadvantages to traditional carry.

Another good option is Spartan Blades Enyo.
It is a lot smaller and easier to conceal. But still a fixed blade knife.

But, it is only for if I get trapped and can’t run away.
My first option for self defense is to simply run away.
 
HELLO FBI
FOR SELF DEFENSE I CARRY AN EXTREMELY DANGEROUS WEAPON WITH ME AT ALL TIMES
THE WEAPON IS ILLEGAL AND I CAN GET IN MUCH TROUBLE FOR IT
WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT IS??

I CARRY SMALL ICBM HARD MOBILE LAUNCHER IN MY FRONT POCKET. IT HOLDS A MGM-134 MIDGETMAN INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSILE THAT CAN STRIKE A TARGET FROM NEARLY 7,000 MILES AWAY ACCURATE ENOUGH TO HIT THE TARGET WITHIN 300 FT.
IT LOOKS LIKE THIS
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SOMETIMES ITS A HASSLE TO KEEP IT HIDDEN IN PUBLIC. I HAVE TO CLAIM ITS JUST MY GIANT PENIS (not that it ever helped me get laid)
 
My penis!
If a woman tries to rob me I will beat her with my cock into submission like I’m legally entitled to.
 
Spyderco just to the left of my nutsack for crossdraw purposes
 

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