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Discussion what do i say to get admitted in the psychward

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say you hear voices that wont go away telling you to kill people
 
do an fake suicide attempt, that will get you locked

or just go ER
i have made up a fake story about trying to commit suicide this shit is hard asf
 
You want to harm yourself or others.

Warning: If you do this in the US, you can get fucked hard with costs. And it's a bad idea if you plan on a future career.
 
Say literally anything that a mandated reporter (therapist, nurse, police) can take as indicating imminent danger to yourself or others.

So just say you're gonna kill yourself or you're gonna slash up your neighbors or something
 
i don't get it why you want to go there
 
shred those papers and leave the city
 
Ask @The Honkler
 
say that you connect with aliens from the planet Alpha Centauri Ab through the piece of iron they put in your skull and they want you to kill transgenders
 
go to the er, say that you have a plan to kill yourself before the night/day is over and that you do not feel safe being left alone.

if you have a specific hospital in mind, you'd want a therapist/psychiatrist to do an evaluation and diagnose you with some mental illnesses, and then apply to said hospital of your choice.

actually you should cut yourself for a few weeks beforehand so you have a history of self harm. tell them that you're seriously considering killing yourself before a certain date and that you feel that you need intensive treatment.
 
Why would you want to be locked up? Absolute ragefuel to be in facility surrounded by sexhavers that might get validation and loved ones to visit them even there. On top of that, you might get force-fed with poisonous meds that can bloatmaxx you and even make you impotent with countless of other bad symptoms. They won't fix your inceldom, only worsen it.
 
Tell them im faggot
 
You need to be a danger to yourself or others. Make a suicide attempt you know will fail, OD usually is good, then call the police immediately after and tell them.

Keep in mind, there will be bills, but you will be admitted to inpatient likely
 
Say literally anything that a mandated reporter (therapist, nurse, police) can take as indicating imminent danger to yourself or others.

So just say you're gonna kill yourself or you're gonna slash up your neighbors or something
You would specifically need a plan; a knife or something when you're talking about killing your neighbors would work well
 

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