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What color do you want your casket to be?

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Let me know and i' ll see what I can do
 
Dark, like my whole life.
 
I want to be cremated and have my ashes scattered in Isla Vista.
 
Who cares about that? Youre dead ... lul
 
I don't want to be buried, i want my corpse to rot and stink to annoy normies.
 
Just a regular wooden one. I don't think I'll even bother with a coffin now. Just cremate me.
 
Lime green or black.
 
I want my body to be frozen up or have my body stored in Dracula's castle in a big stony tomb :).
 
Just throw mine in some garbage bin
 
7339er said:
I don't want to be buried, i want my corpse to rot and stink to annoy normies.

Lmao


Some funny posts all around
 
I want my sarcophagus to be brass, copper, gold, silver, ruby and emerald.
 
i wanna be cremated and flushed down a toilet
 
I want to be embalmed like that POS Lenin

Lenin-corpse-008.jpg
 
Sparrow'] I want my sarcophagus to be brass said:
I want to be embalmed like that POS Lenin

Lenin-corpse-008.jpg
Lol


[quote="Sparrow']
I want my sarcophagus to be brass, copper, gold, silver, ruby and emerald.
[/quote]

Exquisite taste
 
Saleem said:
Sparrow'] I want my sarcophagus to be brass said:
I want to be embalmed like that POS Lenin
Lenin-corpse-008.jpg
Lol


[quote="Sparrow']
I want my sarcophagus to be brass, copper, gold, silver, ruby and emerald.


Exquisite taste[/quote]
I want some Gambler-esque shitposting written in Medu Neter in my tomb's outer chambers. Real incel posts written in Medu Neter on my hidden chambers.
 
just throw me in the ocean

let the subhuman at least feed the sharks.
 
A mixture of bright pink and baby blue.
 
I want an air-sealed metal coffin filled with salt so I decompose very slowly
 
Thrown in the trash is a better option
 
what's the point? no one's even gonna see my coffin because no on will be at my funeral. plant my body somewhere on a roastie's property and try to frame her for murdering me. make it good
 
I am taking notes guys. Your funeral bill is on me. Rest easy
 
just throw me off a cliff or off a bridge.
 
I never really understood the mentality of people who particularly care what happens to their bodies after they die.

I'll be too dead to care. Throw my corpse into a ditch for all I care.
 
Bring back Dakhmas.
 

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