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What celebrities would be incels if they weren't famous?

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I think XXXTentacion would have been incel if he wasn't famous. He was a 5'5" manlet who looked like an alien
 
Michael Cera 100%
5'9 (according to wikipedia)
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Zuckerberg
Elon Musk
Bruno Mars
Lil Yachty
6ix 9ine
Kendrick Lamar
 
xxxtentacion was really attractive for a black guy. He got matches easily on Tinder
 
Definitely


Eye area is really his only bad area.


Could have run thug game, but might not have worked because he's like 5'5" I think


He probably was a high tier normie at least before he fucked himself over with the tattoos, teeth, and hair
Mars is like 5'4"-5'5" and yeah Kendrick is 5'5". What did 6ix 9ine look like before?

Ed Sheeran.
Baby-faced ginger trucel tbh tbh
 
Steve Buscemi ofc.

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He would be an OG trucels if it wasn't the case
 
Unless Taylor Swift is as tall as Shaq there's no way he's 5'5''
She is 5'10, and most likely wearing heels at that event as well so you can add at least 2 extra inches. And male celebrities do always exaggerate their height, so he could be even shorter.
 
Daniel radcliffe
Ruppert Grint
Jonah Hill
Marylin Manson
 
Danny Trejo, talk about UGLY!! But im not sure, cause he EXUDES masculinity, I could see him as the HEAD of a mexican gang, and BEING the head, he'd be OBLIGATED to get laid daily I suppose
 
xxxtentacion was really attractive for a black guy. He got matches easily on Tinder


That's suicide fuel
Daniel radcliffe
Ruppert Grint
Jonah Hill
Marylin Manson

Marylin Manson was born near me and had Boyd Rice as a mentor. He got into music like I did. But being a musician only gets you so far. You can't play tuneless noise like i do. Adam of Anal Birth, which was the first gorenoise act from 1996 still does temp jobs and janitor work
 
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Frankie Muniz I've always said "(Malcolm in The Middle, Secret Agent Cody Banks or whatever).

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Dude legit looks like E.T. or Quasimodo from The Hunchback of Notre Dame
 
lil xan
He is 5'6" and looks like he has an extra chromosome.
 
All the ones who look like typical incels. Because celebs cant be incel just take their height and faces into account
 
Ultramanlet=death sentence. Not even 10/10 face would save him
 
Aziz Ansari, hes your standard looking curry living in the west. It would have been game over for him under normal circumstances.
 
Frankie Muniz I've always said "(Malcolm in The Middle, Secret Agent Cody Banks or whatever).

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Dude legit looks like E.T. or Quasimodo from The Hunchback of Notre Dame
He facemogs me
 
A lot of those YouTube fitness guys. Most of them were complete loosers untill they started abusing steroids
 
there have been a few actors that were incel even despite being famous, I mentioned this in another thread a few days ago.

Gary Coleman: Yeah while I did eventually get a wife in his 40's it was total beta-bucks usury, she never slept with him and most likely fucked a lot of chads either behind his back, or maybe even openly. I wouldn't be too surprised if she had a part in his death, as she would have had a clear motive. Gary was even humiliated on DV court by the thunder cunt Lynn Toler.

Chris Farley: an escortcel and proof even if you can afford multiple hookers, it still can't buy validation. He slumped into depression and drug addiction and ultimately roped.

Gilbert Godfried
Clint Howard
Michael Berryman
Vincent Schiavelli

Fact you've barely even heard of more than half of them, most likely, should speak volumes....
 
Chris Farley: an escortcel and proof even if you can afford multiple hookers, it still can't buy validation. He slumped into depression and drug addiction and ultimately roped.

Didn't Chris Farley have a kid though? That definitely makes not an incel.
 
As someone already pointed out Buscemi...

Danny deVito (manlet).
Paul Giamatti (chubby baldcel)
Cristiano Ronaldo (pre-surgery)
Ronaldinho (guy is orc faced tbh)

Now that I think about it... most footballers.
 
Didn't Chris Farley have a kid though? That definitely makes not an incel.

Did he? I never heard of that.... Even if he did though, I know of a few rare incels who've temporarily ascended long enough to have a kid, and then got divorced, back into incel..... It's extremely rare but it's happened. I just know he was low status as fuck, felt like nobody took him seriously, he was massively overweight (which you can argue makes him a volcel, although I think maybe *some* overweight people have other issues, glandular problems and shit)....
As someone already pointed out Buscemi...

Danny deVito (manlet).
Paul Giamatti (chubby baldcel)
Cristiano Ronaldo (pre-surgery)
Ronaldinho (guy is orc faced tbh)

Now that I think about it... most footballers.

The only one of those that are incel are Danny Devito, and possibly Paul Giamatti. The rest are all copes.
 
Peter Dinklage no doubt.

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MadeInTYO and Lil Uzi, they're both 5'4,
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