Experiment What are your standards?

[Deleted member 677]

For a hookup:

• Be female (born female obvs)
• Be my age, give or take one year
• Have a healthy weight
• Don't have any diseases, disorders, or syndromes
• Be white or Latina
• Be hygienic

For a relationship:

• The aforementioned
• Have light blue eyes
• Have any natural hair color other than red
• Have long hair
• Have minimal or no body hair
• No tattoos or piercings other than on the ears
• Be 5'9"-5'10" [175-178 cm]
• Have a high amount of buccal fat (means she will age well)
• Don't excessively tan or sunbathe
• Don't drink alcohol, smoke, or do drugs (ever)
• Don't fart in front of me or anyone else
• Don't be afraid of stupid things (spiders, rodents, etc.)
• Don't have a criminal record
• Don't get offended over stupid shit
• Be a natalist
• Be a Christian (a real one)
• Do NOT be a feminist or have extreme far-left views
• Laugh
• Be rational
• Be understanding and sympathetic
• Be polite to everyone
• Be feminine
• Be aesthetic
• Have interesting hobbies
• Be faithful

What about you?

 

[idkwattodowithlife]

 

[BoltzmanOscillate]

Hookups:
Female
Clean
No disease
Consenting
Not over 300lbs if under 6ft

Relationship:
Smart
Female
Attractive in my eyes
Nice

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

post the pasta

 

[Sadist]

Fakecel teencel of course has ridiculous standards.

Here’s mine:
-be born a female
-be alive
-don’t be a landwhale
-don’t be deformed

If she checks out for those than she is most likely qualified for this dick

 

[chainsawcel]

Incel with standards


good meme

 

[Deleted member 2798]

Relationship standards (a genuine relationship, as I'm always open to pursuing one to its amorous conclusion and then abandoning it) are considerably higher than bang standards (≥3/10).

 

[Ub2w]

Don't be deformed or morbidly obese

 

[pichon]

Female(born female),at least 16 years (I am 19 years olds),not ugly at least a 5,be symphatic,have a cute/beautiful face

 

[BlackpilledTruecel]

OP is a fucking troll

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

lmao at OP's autistically long post of requirements.

This is literally the male equivalent of:



JFL at thinking any man that isn't Lachowski tier can have those kind of "standards".

 

[VeganIcon]

lmao at OP's autistically long post of requirements.

This is literally the male equivalent of:



JFL at thinking any man that isn't Lachowski tier can have those kind of "standards".

 

[chainsawcel]

lmao at OP's autistically long post of requirements.

This is literally the male equivalent of:



JFL at thinking any man that isn't Lachowski tier can have those kind of "standards".

 

[FiveFourManlet]

For a hookup:
@knajjd

For a relationship:
@knajjd face morph

 

[6'5incel]

Under 400 lbs, no severe deformities, and somewhat mentally stable

 

[armis]

 

[nazincel]

-be a female ( no trans something)
that's all

 

[Ritalincel]

Cucktears in 3...2...

 

[CyborgIncel]

For a hookup:

• Female (born female)
• No STDs
• Not fat
• Not more than 15 years older than me

For a relationship:

• Aforementioned
• Doesn't cheat
• Her only sexual encounters were in LTRs

 

[Gigacel]

For a hookup:

• Be female (born female obvs)
• Be my age, give or take one year
• Have a healthy weight
• Don't have any diseases, disorders, or syndromes
• Be white or Latina
• Be hygienic

For a relationship:

• The aforementioned
• Have light blue eyes
• Have any natural hair color other than red
• Have long hair
• Have minimal or no body hair
• No tattoos or piercings other than on the ears
• Be 5'9"-5'10" [175-178 cm]
• Have a high amount of buccal fat (means she will age well)
• Don't excessively tan or sunbathe
• Don't drink alcohol, smoke, or do drugs (ever)
• Don't fart in front of me or anyone else
• Don't be afraid of stupid things (spiders, rodents, etc.)
• Don't have a criminal record
• Don't get offended over stupid shit
• Be a natalist
• Be a Christian (a real one)
• Do NOT be a feminist or have extreme far-left views
• Laugh
• Be rational
• Be understanding and sympathetic
• Be polite to everyone
• Be feminine
• Be aesthetic
• Have interesting hobbies
• Be faithful

What about you?

What the fuck is this shit? Get the fuck out of here you standardscel

 

[Masterkief9]

Incel with standards


good meme

Right? Anyone posting their “standards” are volcels and need to get the fuck out

 

[SirIncel]

For a hookup:
- born female
- not older than 40
- clean
- not fat

For a relationship:
- same as above + cuteness

 

[NijuGMD]

hookup: no STDs
relationship: no STDs and faithful
that's literally it

 

[SirIncel]

-be alive

High-standardcel spotted.

Nah, just kidding.

 

[Notgoingtomakeit]

hole
not be fat
loyal

 

[Timecel]

Be female
Don't be fat
Don't be deformed
Don't have STDs

 

[khafail]

-no STD's
-female
-alive
-pretty feet (otherwise wear socks, leggings, thigh highs or whatever the fuck)

 

[Deleted member 6214]

- Be slim
- Laugh and smile a lot
- Must enjoy cuddling

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

At this point I dont care, Im lonely and desperate. I just want my looksmatch who genuinely loves me

 

[Deleted member 677]

Here’s mine:
-be born a female
-be alive
-don’t be a landwhale
-don’t be deformed

With that logic you'd be willing to bang an 80-year-old, a 10-year-old, an STD-ridden prostitute, an SJW, or a braphog.

 

[San Salvador]

For a hookup:

• Be female (born female obvs)
• Be my age, give or take one year
• Have a healthy weight
• Don't have any diseases, disorders, or syndromes
• Be white or Latina
• Be hygienic

For a relationship:

• The aforementioned
• Have light blue eyes
• Have any natural hair color other than red
• Have long hair
• Have minimal or no body hair
• No tattoos or piercings other than on the ears
• Be 5'9"-5'10" [175-178 cm]
• Have a high amount of buccal fat (means she will age well)
• Don't excessively tan or sunbathe
• Don't drink alcohol, smoke, or do drugs (ever)
• Don't fart in front of me or anyone else
• Don't be afraid of stupid things (spiders, rodents, etc.)
• Don't have a criminal record
• Don't get offended over stupid shit
• Be a natalist
• Be a Christian (a real one)
• Do NOT be a feminist or have extreme far-left views
• Laugh
• Be rational
• Be understanding and sympathetic
• Be polite to everyone
• Be feminine
• Be aesthetic
• Have interesting hobbies
• Be faithful

What about you?

Volcel af, faggot.
For losing my virginity, my standards are:
Be 3/10 or above
Be a girl

 

[FoidsDeserveCancer]

For a hookup:

• Be female (born female obvs)
• Be my age, give or take one year
• Have a healthy weight
• Don't have any diseases, disorders, or syndromes
• Be white or Latina
• Be hygienic

For a relationship:

• The aforementioned
• Have light blue eyes
• Have any natural hair color other than red
• Have long hair
• Have minimal or no body hair
• No tattoos or piercings other than on the ears
• Be 5'9"-5'10" [175-178 cm]
• Have a high amount of buccal fat (means she will age well)
• Don't excessively tan or sunbathe
• Don't drink alcohol, smoke, or do drugs (ever)
• Don't fart in front of me or anyone else
• Don't be afraid of stupid things (spiders, rodents, etc.)
• Don't have a criminal record
• Don't get offended over stupid shit
• Be a natalist
• Be a Christian (a real one)
• Do NOT be a feminist or have extreme far-left views
• Laugh
• Be rational
• Be understanding and sympathetic
• Be polite to everyone
• Be feminine
• Be aesthetic
• Have interesting hobbies
• Be faithful

What about you?

I remember i used to have standards like that before i realized that i wasn't going to solve my problems by changing my personality.

 

[BabilKrali]

Be young
Be young
Be young
Be young
.
.
.
.
.
.
Be really young

 

[Sadist]

With that logic you'd be willing to bang an 80-year-old, a 10-year-old, an STD-ridden prostitute, an SJW, or a braphog.

Jfl at having high standards

Keep chasing the 10/10 blondes and helping prove the incels just have high standards meme

 

[SchrodingersDick]

What a bunch of fucking cucks.. haven’t seen “virgin” posted even once.. y’all should know better than to wife up a used up post prime passed around public property toilet

As for me, low standards for pump and dump.. just be fuckable.. if her baseline or genefrauded genetic quality can get my dick hard, I’m good.

Unicorn tier standard for a relationship/marriage.

Get it through your thin frail peanut skulls..every single girl is used in all her holes and belongs to the world. Every single one above legal age.. this is a rule to which exceptions do not exist.

 

[YungCell]

For a hookup:

• Be female (born female obvs)
• Be my age, give or take one year
• Have a healthy weight
• Don't have any diseases, disorders, or syndromes
• Be white or Latina
• Be hygienic

For a relationship:

• The aforementioned
• Have light blue eyes
• Have any natural hair color other than red
• Have long hair
• Have minimal or no body hair
• No tattoos or piercings other than on the ears
• Be 5'9"-5'10" [175-178 cm]
• Have a high amount of buccal fat (means she will age well)
• Don't excessively tan or sunbathe
• Don't drink alcohol, smoke, or do drugs (ever)
• Don't fart in front of me or anyone else
• Don't be afraid of stupid things (spiders, rodents, etc.)
• Don't have a criminal record
• Don't get offended over stupid shit
• Be a natalist
• Be a Christian (a real one)
• Do NOT be a feminist or have extreme far-left views
• Laugh
• Be rational
• Be understanding and sympathetic
• Be polite to everyone
• Be feminine
• Be aesthetic
• Have interesting hobbies
• Be faithful

What about you?

Wow man why are your standards so low? I want a girl who is the living incarnation of god.

 

[Narazz]

-asian (white women just remind me of the rejection and pain they've put me through)
-can stand being around me
-wants to hook up
- not too old. probably would cut off women past my age

relationship pretty much same interests(gaming mostly) and isn't going to treat me like trash. could even over look some of the above if that were the case

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

Slim girl
20-25 years old
white, indian, hispanic, or middle eastern
doesn't find me repulsive.
somehow has a vagina that can sense my 5.5x4.6" dick when it's inside her.
Allows me to put it inside her

IE. IMPOSSIBRU

 

[Yokoten]

Be under 35
Be somewhat intelligent
Have nice hair
Take care of herself
Dont be a whore.

 

[KV-]

For a hookup:

• Be female (born female obvs)
• Be my age, give or take one year
• Have a healthy weight
• Don't have any diseases, disorders, or syndromes
• Be white or Latina
• Be hygienic

For a relationship:

• The aforementioned
• Have light blue eyes
• Have any natural hair color other than red
• Have long hair
• Have minimal or no body hair
• No tattoos or piercings other than on the ears
• Be 5'9"-5'10" [175-178 cm]
• Have a high amount of buccal fat (means she will age well)
• Don't excessively tan or sunbathe
• Don't drink alcohol, smoke, or do drugs (ever)
• Don't fart in front of me or anyone else
• Don't be afraid of stupid things (spiders, rodents, etc.)
• Don't have a criminal record
• Don't get offended over stupid shit
• Be a natalist
• Be a Christian (a real one)
• Do NOT be a feminist or have extreme far-left views
• Laugh
• Be rational
• Be understanding and sympathetic
• Be polite to everyone
• Be feminine
• Be aesthetic
• Have interesting hobbies
• Be faithful

What about you?

Your chances of ascending go from 0% to -2% with these standards lmao.

 

[Me of course..]

Why do you guys have standards? Thats basically cheating...

 

[incelmigrant]

Must have a pulse

 

[Deleted member 677]

Your chances of ascending go from 0% to -2% with these standards lmao.

I have a 2% chance of descending.

 

[Deleted member 5861]

Don't get offended over stupid shit

boyo you may as well be gay, or better yet, get into bestiality with that standard.

 

[EyesAreSoCold]

If you have no standards more than "be female" you are no better than a cuck. Expecting your looksmatch is only reasonable.

 

[whatsthedeal12]

For a hook up: Be female

For a relationship: Don't be overweight.

 

[balkancel]

10/10 supermodels only pls.

Why do you guys have standards? Thats basically cheating...

Well something has to get the dick up and reasonably hard.

If she can get me hard, has no contagious diseases or STDs and won't crush me I'm good.