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What are your requirements for a gf?Mine are:
*17-30 years old
*<30 BMI
*Alive
*I'm not scared of her physically
 
* Ideally between 15 and 23 years of age
* < 30 BMI
* Ideally no tattoos or dyed hair
* Looks like a female
* Not mentally ill
 
Not overweight and preferably not sheboon
 
white, below 30, not fat and not a single mother.
which means I will rot in loneliness for the rest of my life because I can't afford it.
 
Mine:
15-17 years old (I'm 15)
not fat
looksmatched face
Alive
 
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12~ yo
Virgin, loving and loyal
looksmatch preferably
That's my minimum requirements if i were to marry someone.
requirement for mating partner: be too young to even mate.
Also literally volcel?
 
requirement for mating partner: be too young to even mate.
Also literally volcel?
all pedos are volcel/fakecel
 
requirement for mating partner: be too young to even mate.
Also literally volcel?
12yo is within puberty if she bleeds she gettin breed by me :feelsaww:
Volcel for not being a cuck? sure lol.
 
16 y/o Noodlestacy. :ahegao:
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- Can't be 5 years older or younger than me.
- 5+/10 look
- Gamer
- At least a BS degree
 
a pulse, maybe
 
- Faithful (I think this one is asking too much)
- 17-28
- BMI Under 30
- Anything but black
- Virgin
- 4/10 or above, even 3/10 if cute.

Optional but would be a bonus:
As stupid as me
Real
Fat tits
 
A lot of bluepilled here In reality I don't have any criteria because I know I won't find anyone and i dont even need humain affection after years of loneliness.
 
Some of mine are gonna come off as strange but:
16-19 (its legal in my state)
Can't be sheboon
Can't be obese
Has to have her own source of money (so I won't have to betabux)
Loyal, kind, and we have to have some hobbies in kind, ex. fitness, cooking, hiking, tabletop games, etc..
Interested in having kids
 
White
5/10 face
Not fat
18-25 yo
 
Age: 17 - 24
No tattoos
Not obese
No piercings
No body count over 3
Not a single mother
 
Age: 18 - 23
Height: 5'5 - 5'11
Face: 5 and above
Weight: Anything that isn't obese (Preferably slender)
Body Count: Nothing over 3
Hair Color: Anything (preferably black/brunette)
Eye Color: I don't care
Race priority: Noodle>Latina>Arab>White>Curry>Black
 
Age: 16 - 25 (2 years lower than this wherever it is legal)
Height: 5 feet to 6 feet
Face: 4 and above
Weight: Be neither obese nor anorexic
Body Count: Preferably 0, lower is better
Hair Color: Preferably brunette, but not very important
Eye Color: Not important
Race priority: White > [Arab = Latina] > Noodle > [Black = Curry]
 
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breathing... I guess.
 
What are your requirements for a gf?Mine are:
*17-30 years old
*<30 BMI
*Alive
*I'm not scared of her physically
Must be biologically female
Must be alive
Must be of age of consent
Must be not related to me
Must be consensual
Must be a human... not a dog or other animal
Must be younger than 60
Must weigh less than 250 pounds
Must not Smoke, or do any drugs
Must be in real life and not in my dreams or online
Must live in the same country as me
Must not have any severe mental illness or disease
Must test negative for any STDs, AIDs, Herpes
 
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Gigastacy in good health with a min IQ of 130, no compromises
 
Must be biologically female
Must be alive
Must be of age of consent
Must be not related to me
Must be consensual
Must be a human... not a dog or other animal
Must be younger than 60
Must weigh less than 250 pounds
Must not Smoke, or do any drugs
Must be in real life and not in my dreams or online
Must live in the same country as me
Must not have any severe mental illness or disease
Must test negative for any STDs, AIDs, Herpes
are requirements too high?
 
Not over 40
Not a single mother
At least has the general silhouette of a human

IT will overlook my post when taking their screenshots here
 
requirement for mating partner: be too young to even mate.
Also literally volcel?
Those loli cretins do tend to be volcel
 
>be catholic.be really willing to serve god.
>her being below 45 would be appreciated as i want children if it's possible,but it's not necessary.

that's really it.
 
Pubescent-21 years old.
Low or no body count
Has a good body
Smart
Not a chad chasing whore
 
Around my age
Not obese

That's all -_-
 
Don't be (morbidly) obese.
 
people like me who are genetically inferior in every category shouldnt even be allowed to think about having a gf or requirements. even in the unimaginable scenario where a female that liked me existed, the thought of a peon like me having sex is utterly revolting
 
At least a 3/10
Not a landwhale
 

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