SuicideFuel What are you going to do to get laid in 2019?

[michaelcerasheadgirth]

Pick as many options as you like.

Answers are in no particular order.

2019 is here

 

[tooth monster]

nothing, it's pointless

 

[FinnCel]

I'm gonna pay to fuck whores

 

[1984cel]

Get surgery for scarring and then try bars or dating apps

 

[FrothySolutions]

The biggest hurdle is coming to terms with the INSURMOUNTABLE FACT that even if I was to ascend, it is only with women my age. And I'm not in it just for sex. I'm in it for reclaiming my youth. And I can't. So in my case, what I'm doing is settling. Settling for not being able to reclaim my youth. If the weight of that doesn't crush me, I don't know what'll happen next.

 

[Deleted member 6470]

ldar

 

[Ritalincel]

fuck whores

 

[Deleted member 14805]

nothing, it's pointless

 

[Insomniac]

Nothing. I will likely die a virgin.

 

[SchrodingersDick]

Hair transplant. I’m mere follicles away from not being suicidally lonely

 

[IamLost]

Escortceling?

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

too little money for hookers, too ugly for anything else.

Nothing I can do.

 

[Inceldo]

Absolutely nothing

 

[Cuyen]

I dont try anymore bro I lost my hope

 

[Bakura806]

Wasting time on actually planning to get foids is silly

 

[Deleted member 1252]

I’m not stupid enough to keep playing a game that I’m obviously going to lose.

 

[BrendioEEE]

I'm just gonna continue working out/losing weight, and learning languages.

 

[Valiant Virgin]

I'll do more cold approaching, but I know the writing's on the wall. 0 dates from 163 girls approached says it all. The year changing number isn't going to increase my chances.

I might spam message girls on online dating, but I know it's a waste of time. And I'm not a fan of the online scene anyway - hiding behind a computer screen doesn't do it for me. At least approaching takes balls to go up to them and tell them I like them face to face.

 

[Deleted member 9229]

I need to cut and get lean.

I’m not stupid enough to keep playing a game that I’m obviously going to lose.

What game? you arent a virgin, you had non-escort sex before. You have won and arent playing the game anymore.

 

[Dab into depression]

I choose
>tinder
>dating site
>social circle
>kys

I recently made some friends, I tried dating apps and no luck so far. if I dont make it in 2019, its over

 

[Blacktarpill]

nuffin

 

[investigatorcel]

I choose
Kill myself

 

[celery]

Bitches have to rape me to make that happen because I'm not going to even acknowledge any foids in 2019. These meme gender sluts need less attention, not more.

 

[Deleted member 265]

too little money for hookers, too ugly for anything else.

Nothing I can do.

I choose
Kill myself

 

[Gengar]

nothing, it's pointless

 

[Deleted member 7573]

tbh I will try to become stronger and have a better body, I will continue to work and study and save money to do chin/jaw plastic surgery

 

[Captvic]

Nothing. I have given up trying to get laid. It obviously wasn't meant for me

 

[JustinSane]

Invest in a hyper realistic chad mask, create a tinder profile and ascend.

https://www.google.com/search?safe=...98KHYHhBNoQ4lYILCgB&biw=1536&bih=686&dpr=1.25

 

[IHateMySelf]

Waste of time. I already give up

 

[Deleted member 1983]

nothing, maybe try online dating some point in the year again even though i know its a waste of time.

 

[grouchyspell]

If I can save up enough after getting my stuff together I will get a realistic sex doll.

 

[quinn24]

nothing tbh

 

[LastGerman]

Bitches have to rape me to make that happen because I'm not going to even acknowledge any foids in 2019. These meme gender sluts need less attention, not more.

This is the way to go.

 

[Grotesque]

Lure a female into my apartment.

 

[Insomniac]

Lure a female into my apartment.

You have to be attractive for that to work tbh. Bundy wouldn’t have gotten very far if he was ugly.

 

[KingChemist]

Wtf is there for me to do?

 

[Sexdoll Pioneer]

Buy another sex doll. Or two.

 

[Curious0]

Wtf is wrong. 2019 started with me suddenly being depressed as fuck. I'm not the same person as I was 2018. I'm a less stable person. If I stay like that, certainly nothing will change.

 

[Deleted member 6470]

I don't want to crush your world but getting laid is normal as eating/drinking or taking a dump for normal people.

 

[Spec Carrot]

I have a fleshlight and a subscription to Fakku. Who needs a vile roastie? Hope they all die.

 

[Grotesque]

You have to be attractive for that to work tbh. Bundy wouldn’t have gotten very far if he was ugly.

I know. I'm just hopeful. I know there's going to be a lot of mentally ill middle-aged women where I'm moving.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

I'm going to keep to keep looking to the stars in search of aliens so I can surgerymax...

Right now femoids look at me like this:

They will even send Blue Pilled incels to try to stop me...

But after I win the lottery or or rob some tombs I'll be able to surgerymax!

Then, my fellow incel niggas and I will be lit, all surgerymaxxed and smoking blunts in SEA...

I will find some hot,virgin waifus and live the rest of my life like Gilgamesh happily ever after...

 

[Michael15651]

Plasticsurgerymax