What are some ways to insult landwhales at the office w/o getting in trouble?

[bcroger]

If women reject me, then I will make fun of the landwhales at my office to get revenge. True, the landwhale has nothing to do with the women who rejected me, but they are both women. That way , when a woman rejects me, she is pretty much insulting another (more insecure and far uglier) woman.

For example, I was rejected by two women at the smoothie shop the other day so I insulted 2 landwhales days later.

But now I feel like I got rejected again by a different woman so I have to make fun of another landwhale to get back on that woman for rejecting me. I want to make fun of a landwhale w/o getting in trouble. I may point to a landwhales breakfast and say "wow, thats a lot of food." or pretend to mistake one ugly landwhale for an uglier one (for example mistake a 200 lbs landwhale for another 400 lbs one by purposely mismatching their names)

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

Ask for her food and say "My doctor said I'm underweight"

 

[Emba]

Look at her belly and frown.

 

[aryanmikmaq]

You already have some good ideas. But have you never tried also insulting the foids that rejected you?

 

[aryanmikmaq]

Say to a fat foid that her clothes look tight

 

[Grodd]

Insult their portion sizes in a sarcastic way

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

Look at her belly and frown.

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

You could make a remark about how the landwhale is capable of eating way more than you ever could.

 

[Emba]

Act like something stinks...


Basically, any nonverbal micro expression of disdain.

 

[bcroger]

You already have some good ideas. But have you never tried also insulting the foids that rejected you?

Yeah, but I am a 30 year old man. It looks pretty childish insulting foids who reject me.

 

[Soystein]

If women reject me, then I will make fun of the landwhales at my office. True, the landwhale has nothing to do with the women who rejected me, but they are both women. That way , when a woman rejects me, she is pretty much insulting another (more insecure and far uglier) woman.

Research shows that women are more hostile to ugly men after being rejected by Chad, so they deserve it.

I want to make fun of a landwhale w/o getting in trouble.

You could photoshop pictures of the landwhales in your office to be even fatter.

 

[bcroger]

You could make a remark about how the landwhale is capable of eating way more than you ever could.

Good one.

I will say "wow, looks like a lot of food. Couldn't eat all that" and just laugh in a joking way.

 

[aryanmikmaq]

Yeah, but I am a 30 year old man. It looks pretty childish insulting foids who reject me.

If you have nothing to lose you should do it some day

 

[Faust]

Side eye them when they eat

 

[Sperg Abomination]

ask her if she can see her feet while looking down or bring a weight scale and ask them to step on it

 

[bcroger]

If you have nothing to lose you should do it some day

Honestly, making fun of women who reject you makes you look like a crazy person. Plus why should they care what I think anyways? I'm not Chad.

Better just to take it out on landwhales.

 

[aryanmikmaq]

Honestly, making fun of women who reject you makes you look like a crazy person. Plus why should they care what I think anyways? I'm not Chad.

Better just to take it out on landwhales.

Thats why i said if you had nothing to lose and wanted to rope do it

 

[bcroger]

Thats why i said if you had nothing to lose and wanted to rope do it

True.

Its not really worth it in my opinion.

 

[aryanmikmaq]

True.

It’s not really worth it in my opinion.

Not worth it if you want to live long

 

[bcroger]

Not worth it if you want to live long

Yes sir!

 

[proudweeb]

brag to them about how you are "getting in shape" and "working on your diet" in front of them, as you eat carrots or sumthin

(even if you really aren't)

 

[SupremeFroggy]

of gravity.

 

[bcroger]

of gravity.

Good one!

 

[bcroger]

UPDATE-

I got revenge on the woman who rejected me

I told TWO landwhales "wow, thats a lot of food."

Another time I saw a landwhale rating ice cream and said "thats not very healthy" and laughed for good measure.

 

[bcroger]

ask her if she can see her feet while looking down or bring a weight scale and ask them to step on it

LOL

 

[SupremeFroggy]

Good one!

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

Show them a picture of Chad and say, "You're only going to look at him, you won't touch him."

 

[bcroger]

Show them a picture of Chad and say, "You're only going to look at him, you won't touch him."

Good one. I wish I could say that, but that would get me fired.

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

Show them a picture of Chad and say, "You're only going to look at him, you won't touch him."

Then you show them a photo of a cream cake that says, "This is the only thing you'll ever touch."

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

Good one. I wish I could say that, but that would get me fired.

Yes, you can do that if you quit or have already been fired.

 

[bcroger]

Then you show them a photo of a cream cake that says, "This is the only thing you'll ever touch."

LOL> Yeah good one bro.

Yes, you can do that if you quit or have already been fired.

I wish I somehow got 10 million dollars and never had to work again.

Then I would really insult those fat, ugly , pigs and not give a shit if I got fired or not.

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

LOL> Yeah good one bro.

I wish I somehow got 10 million dollars and never had to work again.

Then I would really insult those fat, ugly , pigs and not give a shit if I got fired or not.

Isn't there any way you can work somewhere else where there are fewer landwhales?

Otherwise, I would suggest something like an action day/seminar to management where employees are informed about healthy eating. Ideally, they would also invite a nutrition coach. The rationale is that it will increase productivity because healthy employees are more productive, etc.
Just as there are plenty of feminist actions/meetings.

 

[bcroger]

Isn't there any way you can work somewhere else where there are fewer landwhales?

Otherwise, I would suggest something like an action day/seminar to management where employees are informed about healthy eating. Ideally, they would also invite a nutrition coach. The rationale is that it will increase productivity because healthy employees are more productive, etc.
Just as there are plenty of feminist actions/meetings.

I am applying to new positions and am trying to get a new job. I am actively applying, but its tough, esp. now since the economy is slowing.

I work in finance/accounting btw.

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

Or get a burger or something, but a really good one, not that overpriced goyslop.
And eat it in front of the landwhales and say out loud to yourself: "Yum! How good that I can eat this every day and still be in great shape!"

I am applying to new positions and am trying to get a new job. I am actively applying, but its tough, esp. now since the economy is slowing.

I work in finance/accounting btw.

Okay, so it's not that easy and you'll have to deal with these monsters.