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What are some of the best copes?

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I'm looking for copes that make you forget women altogether.
>inb4 gymcel
 
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Posting on the internet can make you feel relevant.
 
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Studycope is quite good, especially if you’re a careercel.
 
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Drugs, if you are really trying to forget. It's become my daily ritual to come home after work. Turn on some ambient lights. Some nice music and burn a blunt down.

it's the only time I feel at peace EVVER
 
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Homosapicuckus said:
Posting on the internet can make you feel relevant.
I'm already doing that, as you can see.
 
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Drugs, alcohol, tobacco. Vidya. Swimming. Eating good food that you like
 
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Jockcel said:
I'm looking for copes that make you forget women altogether.
>inb4 gymcel

Death
 
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MayorOfKekville said:
Studycope is quite good, especially if you’re a careercel.
I have no ambition and have dropped out of college. Currently NEET. Also I am brainlet so I can't pick up any real skills.
 
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Jockcel said:
I have no ambition and have dropped out of college. Currently NEET. Also I am brainlet so I can't pick up any real skills.

Go read a book
 
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Harvey_Weinstein_Hero said:
Drugs, if you are really trying to forget. It's become my daily ritual to come home after work. Turn on some ambient lights. Some nice music and burn a blunt down.

it's the only time I feel at peace EVVER

I can't afford drugs unfortunately.
 
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Making your enemies suffer, just by your existence alone, because it'd be enough for them to suffer, and they really deserve it.

I want my enemies to get to the grave before I do or at least die at the same time.
 
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Battlefield3cel said:
Drugs, alcohol, tobacco. Vidya. Swimming. Eating good food that you like

>alcohol
That's a supreme cope, although bad for health
>vydia
shitty laptop so can't play many good games
>swimming
that requires socializing
>food
that's a good one too


GeneticDysfunction said:
Considering this.


Battlefield3cel said:
Go read a book
Reading books gives me a headache.


idkwattodowithlife said:
Making your enemies suffer, just by your existence alone, because it'd be enough for them to suffer, and they really deserve it.

I want my enemies to get to the grave before I do or at least die at the same time.
I don't have any enemies, because I'm completely harmless.
 
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Jockcel said:
>swimming
that requires socializing


Reading books gives me a headache.



Too bad about the laptop. You don't have to socialise at the pool. Do laps and ignore cunts
 
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Battlefield3cel said:
Too bad about the laptop. You don't have to socialise at the pool. Do laps and ignore cunts

>ignore people at the pool
I can't swin and taking classes requires socializing.
 
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Photoshoping jihadi john pictures
 
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Themisterpepsi said:
Photoshoping jihadi john pictures
I'm gonna try that. How does one get Photoshop for free btw?
 
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Jockcel said:
I'm gonna try that. How does one get Photoshop for free btw?

I just looked up a video on how to do it on youtube
 
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Themisterpepsi said:
I just looked up a video on how to do it on youtube
How long ago was that? The loophole may have been patched.
 
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Not going outside.
 
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Anon said:
Not going outside.
That only works if you have quality pc for vidya, do drugs or have real hobbies. I have none of that. When I'm home all I do is browse internet, drink alcohol and eat junk food. But that's not enough, I need to do something outdoors, but what?


Themisterpepsi said:
Not even a year ago

Found the link too
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=enqRG8RLDVM
Thanks for the link.
 
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itsOVER said:
Escortcelling.
That's not a real cope, escortcelling intensifies your desire for sex, instead of making you forget women.
 
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Hardcore gaming
 
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Jockcel said:
That only works if you have quality pc for vidya, do drugs or have real hobbies. I have none of that. When I'm home all I do is browse internet, drink alcohol and eat junk food. But that's not enough, I need to do something outdoors, but what?


Thanks for the link.



Outdoors is sui fuel
 
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Jockcel said:
That's not a real cope, escortcelling intensifies your desire for sex, instead of making you forget women.

Atleast it satisfies your needs for the time being
 
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Shooting up your nearest school/college
 
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NeverSubmit said:
Hardcore gaming
Does grand strategy count?


oilonthe-Rose said:
Shooting up your nearest school/college
Make sure you don't murder fellow betas, like Elliot Rodger did.
 
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Make sure you don't murder fellow betas, like Elliot Rodger did.
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Go and shoot up a football game then
 
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oilonthe-Rose said:


Make sure you don't murder fellow betas, like Elliot Rodger did.



Go and shoot up a football game then
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That's more like it.
 

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