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Serious What are some good passive income strategies?

wereq

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Cryoto?
Stocks?
Real estate?
Bonds?
 
Passive income = COPE. At most you will get a few hundred dollars per year while chad makes thousands everyday for existing.
 
Looking for coins under the vending machine
 
put need money on a cardboard sign and stand outside in the hot sun in front of a walmart
 
I just keep buying VTSAX
 
Best is renting/stocks
 
landlord Maxxing in Canada or cities. Stocks/bonds are ok.
 
I’ve heard that this works in my country:
  1. Lie to a psychiatrist to get them to diagnose you with asd, adhd, etc (They legally can’t deny you a diagnosis even if they suspect you’re lying)
  2. Apply for welfare money, say you have a mental disability so you can’t work
  3. Show them your diagnosis as proof
  4. The government will give you enough money to live as a NEET
 
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Also investing in stocks/crypto is basically gambling. Instead you should open a high-interest bank account and put your extra money in there, that way you’re guaranteed that it will increase
 

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