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as a curry I need to street shit maxx a lot so what should I eat for breakfast and lunch
I feel most calm at work on the toilet and I feel bad if I’m not actually using itWhy would you want to do that?
I would say eating a lot of fiber my help you.I feel most calm at work on the toilet and I feel bad if I’m not actually using it
oh shit I should have pm’d himWho was the street shitting expert? I cant remember his name
oh shit I should have pm’d him
@chudur-budur
oh shit I should have pm’d him
@chudur-budur
I will do research on the above.General indian food should produce fair amount of shit.
Shit production can dwindle if you have imbalance in three elemental doshas, i.e. vāta, pitta and kapha. You need to reduce the vata-aggravating diet/life style. You can try aloe-vera or metamucil.
Stop using commode/sitting-toilet, because sitting-toilet does not clean your rectum thoroughly, there will always be some turds left in your rectum. Therefore, revert back to the most natural shitting pose called "squatting" or Malasana (The defecation pose) --
or, Dwipadatalasana (The pose of explosive diarrhoeal defecation by the leveling of the feet) --
or, Ekapadangusthasana (The pose of controlled diarrhoeal defecation by ankling the anus) --
If you don't have such option, there are some yoga exercises too that can help you producing good amount of shit.
or buy squatting toilets from japan, they have high-tech computerized squatting toilets with high-speed internet connections.
Above all, a strong will is the key to explosive shitting, if you are lacking the light in your heart, none of the above will help.
@ArtoriasWolf @Sparrow's Song
I will do research on the above.
I can’t partake in explosive shitting. I once did it in the toilet when there was another guy in the washroom and once heard the sound of the firecracker my ass made he ran out immediately.
but holy shit you are a legend
BasedGeneral indian food should produce a fair amount of shit.
Shit production can dwindle if you have imbalance in three elemental doshas, i.e. vāta, pitta and kapha. You need to reduce the vata-aggravating diet/life style. You can try aloe-vera or metamucil.
Stop using commode/sitting-toilet, because sitting-toilet does not clean your rectum thoroughly, there will always be some turds left in your rectum. Therefore, revert back to the most natural shitting pose called "squatting" or Malasana (The defecation pose) --
or, Dwipadatalasana (The pose of explosive diarrhoeal defecation by the leveling of the feet) --
or, Ekapadangusthasana (The pose of controlled diarrhoeal defecation by ankling the anus) --
If you don't have such option, there are some yoga exercises too that can help you producing good amount of shit.
or buy squatting toilets from japan, they have high-tech computerized squatting toilets with high-speed internet connections.
Above all, a strong will is the key to explosive shitting, if you are lacking the light in your heart, none of the above will help.
@ArtoriasWolf @Sparrow's Song
General indian food should produce a fair amount of shit.
Shit production can dwindle if you have imbalance in three elemental doshas, i.e. vāta, pitta and kapha. You need to reduce the vata-aggravating diet/life style. You can try aloe-vera or metamucil.
Stop using commode/sitting-toilet, because sitting-toilet does not clean your rectum thoroughly, there will always be some turds left in your rectum. Therefore, revert back to the most natural shitting pose called "squatting" or Malasana (The defecation pose) --
or, Dwipadatalasana (The pose of explosive diarrhoeal defecation by the leveling of the feet) --
or, Ekapadangusthasana (The pose of controlled diarrhoeal defecation by ankling the anus) --
If you don't have such option, there are some yoga exercises too that can help you producing good amount of shit.
or buy squatting toilets from japan, they have high-tech computerized squatting toilets with high-speed internet connections.
Above all, a strong will is the key to explosive shitting, if you are lacking the light in your heart, none of the above will help.
@ArtoriasWolf @Sparrow's Song