Experiment What are creepy but legal ways of courting a foid?

[SlayerSlayer]

I'll start:

Poetry, handwritten notes, flowers, a sentimental gift.

Detailed, perceptive words that clearly took time and creativity.

There's nothing creepier than amorous, stewed thoughts manifested by an incel. To express a profession of love to a foid in an old and classic way can send shivers down their spine in ways Chad's fist to her nose could dream of.

 

[Deleted member 31093]

Anything ugly males do is borderline illegal. Even saying hi can be construed as sexual assault in my country

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Anything ugly males do is borderline illegal. Even saying hi can be construed as sexual assault in my country

CHO once gave a foid a handwritten sonnet by Shakespeare, left it on her door. I think that act creeped her out more than him shooting 33 of her peers the following week.

 

[Deleted member 17606]

Happening to jog in the same direction as another foid. Bonus points for at night or early in the morning

 

[Reprobus]

Flowers will send them running for the hills as an incel. I speak from experience

 

[Kamikaze]

Existing in a 5 mile radius.

 

[Ika-Sama]

I remember following my crush home. She did this weird thing whenever she saw me, she would get uncomfortable and start walking fast (must be autistic). I actually almost got arrested for "sexual harassment" and "stalking", when I was just chilling in her backyard, wtf?!

 

[Currycel25]

Being ugly and asking her out

 

[Cessetto]

Courting? This word should be banned off every incel's mindset and dictionary. An incel must not court any woman by the time he know its outcome.

 

[your personality]

I remember following my crush home. She did this weird thing whenever she saw me, she would get uncomfortable and start walking fast (must be autistic). I actually almost got arrested for "sexual harassment" and "stalking", when I was just chilling in her backyard, wtf?!

Following a woman that isn't interested in you to her house and sitting in her backyard is considered stalking.

 

[Ika-Sama]

Following a woman that isn't interested in you to her house and sitting in her backyard is considered stalking.

Oh....... well, I guess I learned something new today, Thanks brocel.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

I remember following my crush home. She did this weird thing whenever she saw me, she would get uncomfortable and start walking fast (must be autistic). I actually almost got arrested for "sexual harassment" and "stalking", when I was just chilling in her backyard, wtf?!

the guy in American Beauty also shamelessly videotaped the girl next door. Did you do that too?

 

[your personality]

Oh....... well, I guess I learned something new today, Thanks brocel.

No problem. Always better to be on the safe side. Women can have you locked up for offending them or creeping them out in any way.

 

[Ika-Sama]

the guy in American Beauty also shamelessly videotaped the girl next door. Did you do that too?

I wanted to, but my phone was dead. Missed out on a good opportunity.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Flowers will send them running for the hills as an incel. I speak from experience

oh boy, I don't know how long ago that was, but I think that moment will torture her for the rest of her life. She is pretty much a rape victim from what you did. She's gonna talk about the creepy guy that gave her flowers twenty years from now with her therapist that charges $400/hr.

 

[Words2_live_bye]

Anything ugly males do is borderline illegal. Even saying hi can be construed as sexual assault in my country

 

[SlayerSlayer]

I wanted to, but my phone was dead. Missed out on a good opportunity.

Are you Indian?

Happening to jog in the same direction as another foid. Bonus points for at night or early in the morning

did you say hi?

 

[Ika-Sama]

Are you Indian?

I'm Jamaican.

 

[Deleted member 21768]

Everything. It's only illegal if you get caught.

 

[erenyeager]

Flowers will send them running for the hills as an incel. I speak from experience

 

[JustinSane]

I'll start:

Poetry, handwritten notes, flowers, a sentimental gift.

Detailed, perceptive words that clearly took time and creativity.

There's nothing creepier than amorous, stewed thoughts manifested by an incel. To express a profession of love to a foid in an old and classic way can send shivers down their spine in ways Chad's fist to her nose could dream of.

Face is everything. You can write a Shakespearean poetic love letter that will make foids wet, but once they find out that you wrote it, they give you the dreaded 'ew wtf' look, give you a half-assed compliment and turn their head in embarrassment.

 

[crestfallencel]

jizz on her photo and mail it to her

 

[SlayerSlayer]

I'm Jamaican.

I want to picture you on her lawn, ceaselessly chanting JAMAICAN ME CRAZY!!!! As you dance to reggae smoking reefer

jizz on her photo and mail it to her

the unajizzer

 

[Ika-Sama]

I want to picture you on her lawn, ceaselessly chanting JAMAICAN ME CRAZY!!!! As you dance to reggae smoking reefer

Lol

 

[Deleted member 31093]

CHO once gave a foid a handwritten sonnet by Shakespeare, left it on her door. I think that act creeped her out more than him shooting 33 of her peers the following week.

Who’s CHO?

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Who’s CHO?

 

[Reprobus]

I want to picture you on her lawn, ceaselessly chanting JAMAICAN ME CRAZY!!!! As you dance to reggae smoking reefer

Who’s CHO?