Welcome to Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate Forum

Welcome! This is a forum for involuntary celibates: people who lack a significant other. Are you lonely and wish you had someone in your life? You're not alone! Join our forum and talk to people just like you.

What age do you think I will die if you had to guess?

Clavicus Vile

Clavicus Vile

I sold your soul for a daedric fleshlight
★★★★★
Joined
Jan 14, 2024
Posts
13,960
Online time
3d 1h
I’ll be 21 this year.
 
I predict: you will die at 32 to a car accident. You were planning to kill yourself at 33 then anyways. However, while you are dying on the road, a Stacy will come up to you to help you and you realize you were fakecel the entire time
 
80
The sweet release of death will not come for you. You will be forced to endure the pain of life for many, many years to come.
 
You will live a long and painful life
 
You will live a long life full of suffering. You will be one of ghe few humans to reach 120 years of age.
 
use the death clock and find out
 

Similar threads

shyloser
Replies
13
Views
825
BlackPilledNormi
BlackPilledNormi
AutistSupremacist
Replies
12
Views
541
Rick prime
Rick prime
FrothySolutions
Replies
5
Views
664
.matty
.matty
Sir Silentium
Replies
19
Views
994
Bloodhood
Bloodhood
Clavicus Vile
Replies
17
Views
509
Clit CFO
Clit CFO

Users who are viewing this thread

shape1
shape2
shape3
shape4
shape5
shape6
Back
Top