Story went to the hospital today

[Deleted member 60]

It was for a psych evaluation. The nurse had an intern do the assessment for some reason. Bitch was a blonde Stacy, probably 4 years younger than me. I was fighting an erection the whole time and getting dizzy from making eye contact.

"Oh my, your pulse is high, teehee"

FUCKING WHORE
cope dope grope hope kope mope nope pope rope soap

 

[jerrycan dan]

tbh man

 

[Insomniac]

Probably the most embarrasing moment of my life was getting a huge erection in front of my hot Stacy English teacher. I could tell she was holding back laugher so she definitely noticed.

 

[Six]

Sounds likes she's flirting, this could be your chance.

 

[Zesto]

I went in for multiple psych evaluations.

I think you were outpatient though.

I've done multiple in-patient emergency psych room evaluations against my will because the school forced me to as a truant. Then there was one where I was legitimately feeling depressed.

They did multiple unnecessary tests with me. Like send a bunch of people to speak with me just so they can get a check for having asked me a simple question. They also did unnecessary blood/urine tests and even x-rays because they make money off it. I got irradiated with an unnecessary CAT scan for example. I also had an unnecessary chest x ray before I had red marks on my chest but I explained to the doctor I was clutching at my chest because I felt like I was dying and my heart was going to stop from anxiety and panic attacks, yet this idiot has me do a chest x-ray to check for a broken bone just lol.

I hate the Cuck S A so much with this capitalistic healthcare system.

Each time (including the one time I went in voluntary) I calmly explained to the psychiatrist I don't belong there and I was just having a bad day and I'm feeling better now (after having been in that awful environment) and they released me after a few hours.

Last time was when I was 17 years old. Never doing that again, didn't help. Tried a bunch of drugs didn't help.

Then I got into an anime and that helped keep me out of the nut hut ever since.

 

[Deleted member 60]

Probably the most embarrasing moment of my life was getting a huge erection in front of my hot Stacy English teacher. I could tell she was holding back laugher so she definitely noticed.

I swear to god this bitch was trying to make me horny. The way she was talking/laughing and kept adjusting her shirt to make me look at her cleavage. Evil whore tbh

 

[Indari]

I swear to god this bitch was trying to make me horny. The way she was talking/laughing and kept adjusting her shirt to make me look at her cleavage. Evil whore tbh

stupid faggot. that's when you're supposed to pull out your dick while holding frame

 

[Insomniac]

I swear to god this bitch was trying to make me horny. The way she was talking/laughing and kept adjusting her shirt to make me look at her cleavage. Evil whore tbh

Foids know the power they have over us. You can bet they get insane powertrips from doing shit like that.

 

[Deleted member 60]

I went in for multiple psych evaluations.

I think you were outpatient though.

I've done multiple in-patient emergency psych room evaluations against my will because the school forced me to as a truant. Then there was one where I was legitimately feeling depressed.

They did multiple unnecessary tests with me. Like send a bunch of people to speak with me just so they can get a check for having asked me a simple question. They also did unnecessary blood/urine tests and even x-rays because they make money off it. I got irradiated with an unnecessary CAT scan for example. I also had an unnecessary chest x ray before I had red marks on my chest but I explained to the doctor I was clutching at my chest because I felt like I was dying and my heart was going to stop from anxiety and panic attacks, yet this idiot has me do a chest x-ray to check for a broken bone just lol.

I hate the Cuck S A so much with this capitalistic healthcare system.

Each time (including the one time I went in voluntary) I calmly explained to the psychiatrist I don't belong there and I was just having a bad day and I'm feeling better now (after having been in that awful environment) and they released me after a few hours.

Last time was when I was 17 years old. Never doing that again, didn't help. Tried a bunch of drugs didn't help.

Then I got into an anime and that helped keep me out of the nut hut ever since.

relatable. I actually got locked up for a few days in August, which is why I have to do this now

stupid faggot. that's when you're supposed to pull out your dick while holding frame

next time I'll get drunk before I go

 

[_incelinside]

better than being treated like shit by everyone

 

[Deleted member 60]

Foids know the power they have over us. You can bet they get insane powertrips from doing shit like that.

fuck man I need to rub one out

 

[Zesto]

relatable. I actually got locked up for a few days in August, which is why I have to do this now

It's worth it to play along if you can get out of a criminal record.

Man, the most humiliating thing is having to put on the damn hospital dress.

Don't even give you pants and your ass is hanging out the back.

 

[Deleted member 60]

It's worth it to play along if you can get out of a criminal record.

Man, the most humiliating thing is having to put on the damn hospital dress.

Don't even give you pants and your ass is hanging out the back.

thankfully I was allowed to keep my clothes, lol

 

[Zesto]

thankfully I was allowed to keep my clothes, lol

Bastards even took my shoelaces.

 

[Abomination]

I hope you get committed to the loony bin

 

[Deleted member 60]

Bastards even took my shoelaces.

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damn. Anything interesting happen? Last time some crazy homeless lesbian tried to fight me. I had to stay in my room all day to avoid getting in trouble

I hope you get committed to the loony bin

keep coping retard. I'll get out. I always get out

 

[Zesto]

damn. Anything interesting happen? Last time some crazy homeless lesbian tried to fight me. I had to stay in my room all day to avoid getting in trouble

Naw I've only been in pediatric psych wards. It's pretty calm there.

I wised up real quick after my last one at 17 because I know how real it gets in the adult section.

Fortunately I was able to get my mind right with waifus since then. It really helped with my depression.

Now I just need some 3D waifus for the full cure.

 

[quinn24]

why would a nurse use sexual innuendo?

just be professional and do your job you dumb bitch roastie

 

[Rice Cel]

(((Evaluation)))

 

[Evil Genius]

I hope you get committed to the loony bin

why tho?

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

I went in for multiple psych evaluations.

I think you were outpatient though.

I've done multiple in-patient emergency psych room evaluations against my will because the school forced me to as a truant. Then there was one where I was legitimately feeling depressed.

They did multiple unnecessary tests with me. Like send a bunch of people to speak with me just so they can get a check for having asked me a simple question. They also did unnecessary blood/urine tests and even x-rays because they make money off it. I got irradiated with an unnecessary CAT scan for example. I also had an unnecessary chest x ray before I had red marks on my chest but I explained to the doctor I was clutching at my chest because I felt like I was dying and my heart was going to stop from anxiety and panic attacks, yet this idiot has me do a chest x-ray to check for a broken bone just lol.

I hate the Cuck S A so much with this capitalistic healthcare system.

Each time (including the one time I went in voluntary) I calmly explained to the psychiatrist I don't belong there and I was just having a bad day and I'm feeling better now (after having been in that awful environment) and they released me after a few hours.

Last time was when I was 17 years old. Never doing that again, didn't help. Tried a bunch of drugs didn't help.

Then I got into an anime and that helped keep me out of the nut hut ever since.

I can say that those tests weren't unnecessary.

 

[Sadist]

Should have just let your nuts hang tbh

 

[CopeWithTheRope]

at work i have to go in the behavioral health ward. it's literally filled with people who walk laps, one lady walks real slow and drags her foot and has her head down, truly creepy. The other day there was quite a few admitted, I noticed. Lots of people with headphones on to keep outside noise out, not
sure the medical or psychiatric reasoning for it. Could one of you psychwardcels aware me?

 

[Six]

Should have just let your nuts hang tbh

High IQ.

 

[Deleted member 14490]

relatable. I actually got locked up for a few days in August, which is why I have to do this now

elab

 

[Deleted member 60]

at work i have to go in the behavioral health ward. it's literally filled with people who walk laps, one lady walks real slow and drags her foot and has her head down, truly creepy. The other day there was quite a few admitted, I noticed. Lots of people with headphones on to keep outside noise out, not
sure the medical or psychiatric reasoning for it. Could one of you psychwardcels aware me?

it's not much different from jail. People will do anything to pass the time

 

[Abomination]

damn. Anything interesting happen? Last time some crazy homeless lesbian tried to fight me. I had to stay in my room all day to avoid getting in trouble

keep coping retard. I'll get out. I always get out

ook ook

 

[Deleted member 265]

ook ook

lol aspie

 

[Moustachcel]

Go Ted Bundy

It was for a psych evaluation. The nurse had an intern do the assessment for some reason. Bitch was a blonde Stacy, probably 4 years younger than me. I was fighting an erection the whole time and getting dizzy from making eye contact.

"Oh my, your pulse is high, teehee"

FUCKING WHORE
cope dope grope hope kope mope nope pope rope soap

 

[Deleted member 14577]

Should have just let your nuts hang tbh

celestial iq