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I went with some co-workers for a corporate bonding event. It was voluntary but I am really trying to move up the corporate ladder for wealthmaxxing so i went anyway just so that they don't think im some antisocial weirdo. Even if I'm ugly i think showing up gives people a better impression, anyway, this was my experience:
1) Chads and Stacies everywhere. Stacies that looked 18 or 19 with their Chad boyfriends were constantly holding hands, kissing in the lines and leaning on each other.
2) Stacies were wearing very short shorts and some were in full bikinis and swimsuits. There's waterslides all around so the Stacies probably could use the excuse that they just wore a bikini so they could go on whatever ride they wanted, but we were in line for wooden rollarcoasters and there's just this 9/10 wearing basically nothing right in front of me in line, and I felt so jealous and angry and kept getting a boner which I tried to hide.
3) Co-workers clearly flirting with each other. The Chadlite coworkers and the hot interns were eyeballing each other constantly. I was left out of the conversations in line as each girl paired up with one guy to talk with, and i was just staring at some of the scenery while they were all giggling with each other.
4) People with fast-paces MOGGED the shit out of all of us. While we were waiting an hour to get on one ride, these Chads and Stacies with fast-passes just whipped by us and got on the rides in two seconds, I felt like such a PEASANT. If i had a hot girl to make out with in line, it would have been fine, but i didn't.
5) Near the end just as i was feeling super depressed and unhappy and ready to go, on the last ride a hot young couple right in front of us full on made out passionately. It was almost the pathetic fallacy, God was playing a trick on me.
6) Stacy machine operators wouldn't even touch me, but touched my Chad coworkers. When they were securing our seatbelts and harnesses before the ride begun, they would always ask me to move my hand so they could test the secureness of the plastic harness. With my Chadlite coworker, she just put her hand on his and pushed it down. She clearly thought i was too disgusting to touch
So that was my experience at Six Flags. Remind me never to go there ever again
1) Chads and Stacies everywhere. Stacies that looked 18 or 19 with their Chad boyfriends were constantly holding hands, kissing in the lines and leaning on each other.
2) Stacies were wearing very short shorts and some were in full bikinis and swimsuits. There's waterslides all around so the Stacies probably could use the excuse that they just wore a bikini so they could go on whatever ride they wanted, but we were in line for wooden rollarcoasters and there's just this 9/10 wearing basically nothing right in front of me in line, and I felt so jealous and angry and kept getting a boner which I tried to hide.
3) Co-workers clearly flirting with each other. The Chadlite coworkers and the hot interns were eyeballing each other constantly. I was left out of the conversations in line as each girl paired up with one guy to talk with, and i was just staring at some of the scenery while they were all giggling with each other.
4) People with fast-paces MOGGED the shit out of all of us. While we were waiting an hour to get on one ride, these Chads and Stacies with fast-passes just whipped by us and got on the rides in two seconds, I felt like such a PEASANT. If i had a hot girl to make out with in line, it would have been fine, but i didn't.
5) Near the end just as i was feeling super depressed and unhappy and ready to go, on the last ride a hot young couple right in front of us full on made out passionately. It was almost the pathetic fallacy, God was playing a trick on me.
6) Stacy machine operators wouldn't even touch me, but touched my Chad coworkers. When they were securing our seatbelts and harnesses before the ride begun, they would always ask me to move my hand so they could test the secureness of the plastic harness. With my Chadlite coworker, she just put her hand on his and pushed it down. She clearly thought i was too disgusting to touch
So that was my experience at Six Flags. Remind me never to go there ever again
