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Went to a lewd coffee shop today

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I stopped by at this lewd coffee shop today. Its a drive through.

The girl who served me has a nice bikini thong on. I was nervous to go but glad I did. Sure, they just do it for $$$, and they are forced to serve you mostly naked because you are a customer, but it turns me on. I'll probably go again. I live like 4 minutes away.
 
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Is this a form they of simping?
 
Is this a form they of simping?
Sure, but they are giving you shit for it. They are giving you coffee and a nice view of their ass.

I am not just sending them $$$ for nothing.
 
?where is this shop?
I can't tell you because of privacy reasons, but its nice that they wear thongs, and not some cucked clothing that covers their ass cheeks. That would be a waste of $$$.
 
I can't tell you because of privacy reasons, but its nice that they wear thongs, and not some cucked clothing that covers their ass cheeks. That would be a waste of $$$.
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Are these all over the country? I know there are several near me. Never been to one cuz not a big coffee drinker.
 
Are these all over the country? I know there are several near me. Never been to one cuz not a big coffee drinker.
Me nether , but I just go to see naked foids.

I live in the USA.
 
Sure, but they are giving you shit for it. They are giving you coffee and a nice view of their ass.

I am not just sending them $$$ for nothing.
It would be nice if you could take one home and keep her though to coom in her whenever you please.
 
My city has one of these too, I one time passed by it on my bike. From their Instagram my city has one pretty hot barista, the other one is too old for my liking, decent body though. I one time saw a video of a bikini barista putting on a show, she was stripping and masturbating for the client. I think it was the same chain of coffee shop that operates in my city.
 
My city has one of these too, I one time passed by it on my bike. From their Instagram my city has one pretty hot barista, the other one is too old for my liking, decent body though. I one time saw a video of a bikini barista putting on a show, she was stripping and masturbating for the client. I think it was the same chain of coffee shop that operates in my city.
Nice. Do you go to them?

Doesn't matter if they are old, unless they are like grandma old, once you see them in a thong you get turned on.
 
Nice. Do you go to them?
No, never been, if it was closer I might have visited. It might be a fun novel experience but I got massage parlors so close to me I rather go to.
 
No, never been, if it was closer I might have visited. It might be a fun novel experience but I got massage parlors so close to me I rather go to.
Nice. Are the massage therapists hot?
 
Nice. Are the massage therapists hot?
Honestly, it's pretty rare for them to be really hot. I think I've probably encountered like 4 therapists I'd consider hot. The majority were decent looking enough though, nothing to brag about but still good looking enough to fuck. And there were a couple that were outright ugly.
 
they dont have these in my country :feelsbadman:
 
wtf call the police on them
 
Men are a pathetic joke a gender if they pay money to see a semi naked whore hand then coffee

These same men would tell a poor man to “just get a job you bum”

No wonder why men are screwed
 
Men are a pathetic joke a gender if they pay money to see a semi naked whore hand then coffee

These same men would tell a poor man to “just get a job you bum”

No wonder why men are screwed
Sure, but they are giving you shit for it. They are giving you coffee and a nice view of their ass.

I am not just sending them $$$ for nothing.
 
I live in the USA.
Probably Nevada.
Idk this sounds like simping. Do not give women any money for sexually arousing you if they are not prostitutes. Even then it is very cucked to pay for accessing a toilet.
 
Actually never mind, I found it. There is only one such establishment in the US from what I can tell. She looks nice, how much was the coffee?
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Sure, but they are giving you shit for it. They are giving you coffee and a nice view of their ass.

I am not just sending them $$$ for nothing.
You don’t care about the coffee you care about a woman,who has slept with so many men.

at the same time you hate ethnic men for being immigrants working slave jobs
 
You don’t care about the coffee you care about a woman,who has slept with so many men.

at the same time you hate ethnic men for being immigrants working slave jobs


At least you get a nice view of their ass in a thong.
 
Jesus, that is really cheap
Yeah, it’s a transactional setup where both sides are getting something they want, so as long as that’s understood, no harm done. You’re not expecting anything beyond what it is, and it sounds like you’re just enjoying the experience for what it offers.
 
Hold on isn’t this one of those coffee shops that are the equivalent of hooters? Fuck i forgot what it was called again

I know one dude did was caught naked by one of the workers at a drive thru and was recorded by the worker he eventually roped which caused a little small protest all over the nation and they kept chanting “I can’t goon!”
 
Men are a pathetic joke a gender if they pay money to see a semi naked whore hand then coffee

These same men would tell a poor man to “just get a job you bum”

No wonder why men are screwed
I Think You Should Leave Season 3 GIF by The Lonely Island
drive thru laughing GIF by The Ed Bassmaster Show


Take Out Customer Service GIF by GloRilla


Hungry Season 3 GIF by The Lonely Island
 
Hold on isn’t this one of those coffee shops that are the equivalent of hooters? Fuck i forgot what it was called again

I know one dude did was caught naked by one of the workers at a drive thru and was recorded by the worker he eventually roped which caused a little small protest all over the nation and they kept chanting “I can’t goon!”
lol
 
Probably Nevada.
Idk this sounds like simping. Do not give women any money for sexually arousing you if they are not prostitutes. Even then it is very cucked to pay for accessing a toilet.
Yeah, It could be viewed as simping, honestly, depending on the definition. That said, I believe it’s more of a transactional setup where both sides are getting something they want, so as long as that’s understood, no harm done. Of course, I am not giving them $$$ for nothing, I am giving them $$$ to serve me almost completely naked. You’re not expecting anything beyond what it is, and it sounds like you’re just enjoying the experience for what it offers.


If it gives you a little confidence boost and helps you get more comfortable talking to women, then why not? Its only around $9 a coffee with tax and everything, and you get to see a nice ass with a thong. Nothing wrong with stopping by 1-2 times a week so long as you don't go there like 4+ times a week and get obsessed or anything. (unless you actually want coffee or what ever else they offer)

Also, I work with a bunch of morbidly obese landwhales in a small gov. office in the deep south, and seeing more attractive women regularly motivates me to keep a lower BF and avoid junk food.
 
in a small gov. office in the deep south
BaSSed job. How did you manage to get something like that? Collage degree or nepotism?
If it gives you a little confidence boost and helps you get more comfortable talking to women, then why not? Its only around $9 a coffee with tax and everything, and you get to see a nice ass with a thong. Nothing wrong with stopping by 1-2 times a week so long as you don't go there like 4+ times a week and get obsessed or anything. (unless you actually want coffee or what ever else they offer)
I understand. Yeah... I guess that it makes sense, not really simping if you only plan on doing it temporary so that you get more comfortable with foids in sexualized situations
 
BaSSed job. How did you manage to get something like that? Collage degree or nepotism?

I understand. Yeah... I guess that it makes sense, not really simping if you only plan on doing it temporary so that you get more comfortable with foids in sexualized situations
I have degrees in accounting and finance. Pay is shit though. Like $55,000 a year. Only way that I can save is by living with my parents. Its hard to get a new job because my job looks like shit on my resume. I still apply to new jobs and interview tho.

Yeah, it could be a bit like simping. To me though, simping is more like giving $$$ for the sake of giving $$$ or other assets to someone without work on their part. They are working by serving me almost completely naked.

Nothing wrong with stopping by 1-2 times a week on the weekends, as a confidence boost, to get turned on and as a way to get over my fear of foids , so long as you don't go there like 4+ times a week and get obsessed or anything. (unless you actually want coffee or what ever else they offer.) Plus I live around 4 minutes away.
 
Ask for a super hot one then toss it at her lol!

In cafe racer
 
Pay one of the foids 10 dollars to fuck her
 
Pay one of the foids 10 dollars to fuck her
From an evolutionarily/biological standpoint, if a foid is serving you almost naked (with a thong and bra on) your brain does not really know that she is only doing it for the $$$, so you still get sexually aroused because your lizard brain is still watching a nearly naked foid serve you.
 
From an evolutionarily/biological standpoint, if a woman is serving you almost naked (with just a thong and bra on) your brain does not really know that she is only doing it for the $$$, so you still get sexually aroused because your lizard brain is still watching a nearly naked women serve you on a personal level. Yeah, you can watch porn, and your brain may not know the difference between a video and real life, but your brain instinctively knows that she is not doing it just for you.

Thats why these places are popular. Your brain does not realize that she is only doing it for the $$$. Its like a naked, sexy woman served you for your arousal. Your lizard brain is not wired to understand that its only her job.

Nothing wrong with stopping by 1-2 times a week so long as you don't go there like 4+ times a week and get obsessed or anything. (unless you actually want coffee or what ever else they offer.) Plus its only like 4 minutes away from my house anyways.
 
I look at most of the ppl in the cars. Most are older married men. Same with men who go to those restaurants/diners and bars just to see their favorite waitress. I think that as a whole, traditional "incels" are generally too shy/backward to go to a place like that honestly.

I think many older men go there(such as a lewd coffee shop, a diner, bar etc.) to remind themselves of the old days when they first met their wife. Back when she was thin, smiley and friendly and they were both young. Before their wife gained 100+ lbs and became an angry, disgusting, obese,fat, type II diabetic, landwhale, slob, zoo animal and does nothing but eat and complain all day. Its nostalgic for them.
 
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There's a couple places like this near me too and I've been wanting to check them out. One of them you can sit in the coffee shop and I heard they sometimes do dances. I don't like just seeing them half naked though I want to fuck them.
 
I C A N T G O O N
 
There's a couple places like this near me too and I've been wanting to check them out. One of them you can sit in the coffee shop and I heard they sometimes do dances. I don't like just seeing them half naked though I want to fuck them.
True. Its better than nothing.
 
Well this is a new one to me.
 
How dare you. Preposterous, outrageous, unfathomable. Coffee is bad for you.
 

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