Nordicel94
Pancake-faced viking-cel
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- Oct 5, 2022
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Yeah, call me fakecels all you want but having LTN-friends doesn't help jack shit with my 2/10 face, I thought stepping outside of the house would do me good after 2 weeks of rotting. Anyway, so I left early because I was sweating so much and getting dirty looks from foids on the dance floor. As I'm going to pick up my coat this 6'4 Gigachad walks up behind me and instantly 3 hot Stacies flocked around him and asked him "Chad, I thought you were going hunting today?", He said "I'm going tomorrow", then one of the Stacies said, "thank God you came tonight!". Just imagine that social validation. Even if he didn't fuck any of them last night, that validation would last me a year. So I grabbed my coat, looked down on the floor and bolted out of there. I was stopped by police on the way home because they thought I was drunk because of how sweaty I was but I didn't drink a single drop of alcohol throughout the night. Shit night, as always.