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Story Welcome to Friday Night Deals, the Restaurant Restaurant.

blond_elf_bard

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"Hello, [valued customers], welcome to Friday Night Deals. Tonight, we're offering the Price Slice and the Bargain Reduction. They come for 50% off of 30% of and a 2 for 4 for 4th, respectively. For our drink special tonight, we have a takeaway mobile order pickup-special classic. For dessert, we offer a Social-Environmental Placeholder as well as a Short-Term Gratitude-uity."
"Now, who am I starting with?"
 

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