Venting Wearing a size 13 shoe and having a small dick

[TF2cel]

So i wear size 13 shoes, the stereotype is that i should have a big dick, but my dick is smaller than average (scary below average) and it feels bad when girls comment about my shoe size with a smile on their face, and i hold my tongue to tell them that i'm small as fuck. Anyone have any advice?

 

[Sadist]

Cut your feet in half that way your shoe size is more proportional to your dick size.

 

[TF2cel]

Cut your feet in half that way your shoe size is more proportional to your dick size.

someone give me the ubersaw, i'm going in

 

[NotQuiteChadLite]

Jelq.

It works.

 

[Sadist]

View attachment 8404someone give me the ubersaw, i'm going in

Here's this, good luck.

 

[TF2cel]

Here's this, good luck.
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[Deleted member 2119]

Ignoring it would be the best thing.

I look so young and create 0 sexual attraction that it doesn't even come to these things so I have no real life experience to see whether that will work or not. But you could try it

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

you really are doing a good LARP today arent you boyo?

 

[Tellem--T]

Your size of your hands is The best indicator of your penis size.

 

[_incelinside]

Your size of your hands is The best indicator of your penis size.

I have fucking woman paws but a 7.2 inch cock. Dick size is unrelated to the size of other body parts

 

[Deleted member 2119]

Your size of your hands is The best indicator of your penis size.

That would make sense in my case. I have huge hands.

The sad thing is that everyone thinks height is best indicator

 

[Amaterasu]

you really are doing a good LARP today arent you boyo?