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We should pool our resources and start a condom company for Chads

blickpall

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This would be our motto:

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The condoms would come in a variety of sizes, including Truecel, Asiancel, Incel, Failed Normie, Normie, Chadlite, Chad, and GigaChad.

Our marketing ads would show a Chad taking care of an ugly baby born by an ugly fat woman, and then have Stacy walk by. GigaChad kicks down an entire house and shouts at the screen while lifting a dumbbell with two planets on either side, saying "DON'T YOU WISH YOU SLAYED SAFE, BRAH?"

Slay Safe ©. Chad's choice in condoms.™
 
asdf1234

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I keked. But us incels should seriously pull our resources start a company. I'm being serious about this guys.
 
blickpall

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Sergeantincel said:
Plot twist, all the condoms have holes in them.

We should establish our brand first, get a lot of traction, and THEN do this. Or flesh-eating bacteria.

Then issue a "recall" and outreach program, and use this information to doxx the shit out of dickless/ugly-baby-having Chads on a public website.
 

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