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We should do what wallstreetbets did

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Me or some one else should make a discord where we can discuss on what to pump so we can all get rich. Thoughts ?
 
All wallstreetbets did was lose money
 
We did it Reddit. We held the line and massacred our own savings to make the stock market less accessible to normal people.
 
Memes aside me and some others did make money with it
 
You goddamn fool. You dishonest worm. Your ignorance, stupidity, and lack of self-control make me want to puke. What is it like to waste space and air with your useless person? The magnitude of your failure is simply impressive. For the next thousands of years you will be an example in your history textbooks as the greatest bastard and orphan of God to take part in this action. Whenever you see Bitcoin, Tesla or Apple rises, you repeat in your mind - if I put $ 200 into it five years ago, today I would be a millionaire. YOU WILL NEVER BE THEM. This is the trial point and you withdraw before the entire bet is settled. Were you so stupid and naive as to think that Melvin, a huge fund full of people who spent their entire lives in the stock market, would just give you money back without a fight? You thought you would buy shares on Thursday and Lamborghini on Friday? Half the world would have to join forces to come up with a stupider way to lose money than what you did. Jesus, dying on the cross for us, certainly did not know what you were going to do, because if he did, he would break down and forgive himself for saving mankind. After your trash, your carcass will be exhibited in a museum as an example of the biggest sucker in the world, and your brain will be thoroughly examined so that any fetus that shows any resemblance to you can be aborted immediately. Jaroslaw Kaczynski would personally abort you if he knew how much you plan to screw everything up. Do yourself a favor and don't tell anyone about what you did. I don't think that striking you out of wills and having your phone number blocked by all your friends and family is something that will help you in your life. I am no longer afraid of the Apocalypse, crises or wars - all this is nothing compared to the destruction that the stupidity of a man who is able to do what you did can cause. You lower the average IQ in the world by a few points alone. At one point you clicked the "sell" button, both God and Satan renounced you. Don't go into any temples, because any place you even think about will become cursed. You cowardly stabbing knife is failing. Not only did you lose a senseless pile of money yourself, as long as you put more than PLN 5 there, which is very doubtful, because I don't think you could have a better job than manually making holes in trouser belts financed by the fund for the disabled, but in addition you make it difficult for everyone else to achieve purpose. You made me lose faith in God, because in a world that anyone has control over, an abomination of your kind would never occur. At this point, four horror movies are already being made based on your character, after watching which people will not be able to believe that these movies are based on real events. Amazing how everything that is wrong with this world has managed to fit into one you. Looking at you, I pray to wake up immediately and forget about this awful dream as soon as possible. I try my best, but the dictionary of the Polish language is too limited for me to fully reflect the disgust I feel at the thought of breathing the same air. The only reason time travelers don't show up around you to shoot you is because no one has the mental strength to go back in time, look at the condensed failure you are and not go crazy. I wonder what process had to take place in you in order for you to take action. Once you were drunk on the wall of a building that housed a brokerage house and you thought - hmm, maybe this is something for me? I don't even want to know what your mother must have felt, who carried you in her stomach for 9 months and then took care of you for the next dozen or so years, only to give you the money to Melvin because you were afraid of cheap manipulations. Do you even know what all this GME is about? How could you not have expected FUD? How often do you go into investments you don't know anything about? Do you do everything in your life this way? Now I know where the 30,000 successful Nigerian prince frauds per year come from. They don't mention that the victim is always you. I also see what all this pandemic was for - it was just a warm-up before the real catastrophe of your actions for the world. Unfortunately, as humanity, we have failed - no one detected the threat in time and what happened happened. If you were to materialize your failure into something tangible, it would exceed in size all the stars and planets known to us, going beyond the area of the known and unknown to us universe. For the future, I suggest you make some changes to your daily routine - start using your alarm clock instead of asking your brother to wake you up at seven in the morning with a hammer. I could spend my whole life describing how much you screwed up, I could hire ten assistants for it, and we wouldn't even describe what happened in a thousandth. I shudder at the mere thought of something that reminds me of something that reminds me of you. Thank God there will be no more creatures like you, considering that no one wants to be within 100 km of you. I don't think scientists will ever be able to fully understand the consequences of your failure for the entire universe. You are probably the reason why no other extraterrestrial life is interested in contacting us. I would say that you are the worst creature in the world, a creature because you are not even fully human.
Ok
 
All it would do is give the (((bankers))) more incentive to send the alphabet bois to shut us down.
 
We should cancel Planned Parenthood by making it public knowledge that it's founder was a eugenicist.
 
I’m in. We could encourage similar upheavals and that would be pretty cool. It doesn’t even have to be a run on a stock or coin. We have all of these disaffected men in one place and we don’t do anything.


Memes aside me and some others did make money with it
A lot of people jelly they didn’t get on the hype. I have already doubled my initial investments into polkadot, ADA, and algorand and I’m in for the long run
 
You goddamn fool. You dishonest worm. Your ignorance, stupidity, and lack of self-control make me want to puke. What is it like to waste space and air with your useless person? The magnitude of your failure is simply impressive. For the next thousands of years you will be an example in your history textbooks as the greatest bastard and orphan of God to take part in this action. Whenever you see Bitcoin, Tesla or Apple rises, you repeat in your mind - if I put $ 200 into it five years ago, today I would be a millionaire. YOU WILL NEVER BE THEM. This is the trial point and you withdraw before the entire bet is settled. Were you so stupid and naive as to think that Melvin, a huge fund full of people who spent their entire lives in the stock market, would just give you money back without a fight? You thought you would buy shares on Thursday and Lamborghini on Friday? Half the world would have to join forces to come up with a stupider way to lose money than what you did. Jesus, dying on the cross for us, certainly did not know what you were going to do, because if he did, he would break down and forgive himself for saving mankind. After your trash, your carcass will be exhibited in a museum as an example of the biggest sucker in the world, and your brain will be thoroughly examined so that any fetus that shows any resemblance to you can be aborted immediately. Jaroslaw Kaczynski would personally abort you if he knew how much you plan to screw everything up. Do yourself a favor and don't tell anyone about what you did. I don't think that striking you out of wills and having your phone number blocked by all your friends and family is something that will help you in your life. I am no longer afraid of the Apocalypse, crises or wars - all this is nothing compared to the destruction that the stupidity of a man who is able to do what you did can cause. You lower the average IQ in the world by a few points alone. At one point you clicked the "sell" button, both God and Satan renounced you. Don't go into any temples, because any place you even think about will become cursed. You cowardly stabbing knife is failing. Not only did you lose a senseless pile of money yourself, as long as you put more than PLN 5 there, which is very doubtful, because I don't think you could have a better job than manually making holes in trouser belts financed by the fund for the disabled, but in addition you make it difficult for everyone else to achieve purpose. You made me lose faith in God, because in a world that anyone has control over, an abomination of your kind would never occur. At this point, four horror movies are already being made based on your character, after watching which people will not be able to believe that these movies are based on real events. Amazing how everything that is wrong with this world has managed to fit into one you. Looking at you, I pray to wake up immediately and forget about this awful dream as soon as possible. I try my best, but the dictionary of the Polish language is too limited for me to fully reflect the disgust I feel at the thought of breathing the same air. The only reason time travelers don't show up around you to shoot you is because no one has the mental strength to go back in time, look at the condensed failure you are and not go crazy. I wonder what process had to take place in you in order for you to take action. Once you were drunk on the wall of a building that housed a brokerage house and you thought - hmm, maybe this is something for me? I don't even want to know what your mother must have felt, who carried you in her stomach for 9 months and then took care of you for the next dozen or so years, only to give you the money to Melvin because you were afraid of cheap manipulations. Do you even know what all this GME is about? How could you not have expected FUD? How often do you go into investments you don't know anything about? Do you do everything in your life this way? Now I know where the 30,000 successful Nigerian prince frauds per year come from. They don't mention that the victim is always you. I also see what all this pandemic was for - it was just a warm-up before the real catastrophe of your actions for the world. Unfortunately, as humanity, we have failed - no one detected the threat in time and what happened happened. If you were to materialize your failure into something tangible, it would exceed in size all the stars and planets known to us, going beyond the area of the known and unknown to us universe. For the future, I suggest you make some changes to your daily routine - start using your alarm clock instead of asking your brother to wake you up at seven in the morning with a hammer. I could spend my whole life describing how much you screwed up, I could hire ten assistants for it, and we wouldn't even describe what happened in a thousandth. I shudder at the mere thought of something that reminds me of something that reminds me of you. Thank God there will be no more creatures like you, considering that no one wants to be within 100 km of you. I don't think scientists will ever be able to fully understand the consequences of your failure for the entire universe. You are probably the reason why no other extraterrestrial life is interested in contacting us. I would say that you are the worst creature in the world, a creature because you are not even fully human.
:feelsstudy:
 
I’m in. We could encourage similar upheavals and that would be pretty cool. It doesn’t even have to be a run on a stock or coin. We have all of these disaffected men in one place and we don’t do anything.



A lot of people jelly they didn’t get on the hype. I have already doubled my initial investments into polkadot, ADA, and algorand and I’m in for the long run
Ada to the moon nigga !!!! I never bought stock so I don’t know much about that. Sadly
 
I’m in. We could encourage similar upheavals and that would be pretty cool. It doesn’t even have to be a run on a stock or coin. We have all of these disaffected men in one place and we don’t do anything.



A lot of people jelly they didn’t get on the hype. I have already doubled my initial investments into polkadot, ADA, and algorand and I’m in for the long run
I made a fidelity account right as that was going on. I'd been meaning to invest for months because I had a good feeling about the stock market. The day I made an account I was about to buy some stocks and I saw they were going down. Decided not to. That was when it crashed.
 
You goddamn fool. You dishonest worm. Your ignorance, stupidity, and lack of self-control make me want to puke. What is it like to waste space and air with your useless person? The magnitude of your failure is simply impressive. For the next thousands of years you will be an example in your history textbooks as the greatest bastard and orphan of God to take part in this action. Whenever you see Bitcoin, Tesla or Apple rises, you repeat in your mind - if I put $ 200 into it five years ago, today I would be a millionaire. YOU WILL NEVER BE THEM. This is the trial point and you withdraw before the entire bet is settled. Were you so stupid and naive as to think that Melvin, a huge fund full of people who spent their entire lives in the stock market, would just give you money back without a fight? You thought you would buy shares on Thursday and Lamborghini on Friday? Half the world would have to join forces to come up with a stupider way to lose money than what you did. Jesus, dying on the cross for us, certainly did not know what you were going to do, because if he did, he would break down and forgive himself for saving mankind. After your trash, your carcass will be exhibited in a museum as an example of the biggest sucker in the world, and your brain will be thoroughly examined so that any fetus that shows any resemblance to you can be aborted immediately. Jaroslaw Kaczynski would personally abort you if he knew how much you plan to screw everything up. Do yourself a favor and don't tell anyone about what you did. I don't think that striking you out of wills and having your phone number blocked by all your friends and family is something that will help you in your life. I am no longer afraid of the Apocalypse, crises or wars - all this is nothing compared to the destruction that the stupidity of a man who is able to do what you did can cause. You lower the average IQ in the world by a few points alone. At one point you clicked the "sell" button, both God and Satan renounced you. Don't go into any temples, because any place you even think about will become cursed. You cowardly stabbing knife is failing. Not only did you lose a senseless pile of money yourself, as long as you put more than PLN 5 there, which is very doubtful, because I don't think you could have a better job than manually making holes in trouser belts financed by the fund for the disabled, but in addition you make it difficult for everyone else to achieve purpose. You made me lose faith in God, because in a world that anyone has control over, an abomination of your kind would never occur. At this point, four horror movies are already being made based on your character, after watching which people will not be able to believe that these movies are based on real events. Amazing how everything that is wrong with this world has managed to fit into one you. Looking at you, I pray to wake up immediately and forget about this awful dream as soon as possible. I try my best, but the dictionary of the Polish language is too limited for me to fully reflect the disgust I feel at the thought of breathing the same air. The only reason time travelers don't show up around you to shoot you is because no one has the mental strength to go back in time, look at the condensed failure you are and not go crazy. I wonder what process had to take place in you in order for you to take action. Once you were drunk on the wall of a building that housed a brokerage house and you thought - hmm, maybe this is something for me? I don't even want to know what your mother must have felt, who carried you in her stomach for 9 months and then took care of you for the next dozen or so years, only to give you the money to Melvin because you were afraid of cheap manipulations. Do you even know what all this GME is about? How could you not have expected FUD? How often do you go into investments you don't know anything about? Do you do everything in your life this way? Now I know where the 30,000 successful Nigerian prince frauds per year come from. They don't mention that the victim is always you. I also see what all this pandemic was for - it was just a warm-up before the real catastrophe of your actions for the world. Unfortunately, as humanity, we have failed - no one detected the threat in time and what happened happened. If you were to materialize your failure into something tangible, it would exceed in size all the stars and planets known to us, going beyond the area of the known and unknown to us universe. For the future, I suggest you make some changes to your daily routine - start using your alarm clock instead of asking your brother to wake you up at seven in the morning with a hammer. I could spend my whole life describing how much you screwed up, I could hire ten assistants for it, and we wouldn't even describe what happened in a thousandth. I shudder at the mere thought of something that reminds me of something that reminds me of you. Thank God there will be no more creatures like you, considering that no one wants to be within 100 km of you. I don't think scientists will ever be able to fully understand the consequences of your failure for the entire universe. You are probably the reason why no other extraterrestrial life is interested in contacting us. I would say that you are the worst creature in the world, a creature because you are not even fully human.
I feel like you talking to me.
 
there must be some incel-related stock we can pump up for a laugh to get on the news. like fleshlight or realdoll or something.
 
there must be some incel-related stock we can pump up for a laugh to get on the news. like fleshlight or realdoll or something.
There are some publically traded "real estate investment trusts" that focus on strip clubs. Investing in it would be similar to investing in our cope.


This is the most famous: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/RCI_Hospitality_Holdings

It went from $6 last year during pandemic to all time high today at $47
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It's actually not a bad investment
 
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The strip club stock I recommended yesterday(RICK) is up 25% today.
I would imagine with all those bartending roasties losing their jobs and needing quick money for their bastard children :lul:
 
Let's start a SPAC boyos
 
What are you guys looking at? I'm currently in green energy tech companies like ABML (just got a grant from the DoE), and blockchain/digital asset companies such as Hive Blockchain and dmggf
 
What are you guys looking at? I'm currently in green energy tech companies like ABML (just got a grant from the DoE), and blockchain/digital asset companies such as Hive Blockchain and dmggf
WHAT SITE UR USING?
 
WHAT SITE UR USING?
Fidelity for stocks and Kraken is my go to crypto exchange. I won't have to worry about any similar RobinHood BS with Fidelity. I hear Vanguard is also a good and financially secure broker
 
Fidelity for stocks and Kraken is my go to crypto exchange. I won't have to worry about any similar RobinHood BS with Fidelity. I hear Vanguard is also a good and financially secure brokerCAN THEY BE USED IN THE EU
 
Kraken is available in Europe but I don’t think Fidelity is. Not sure what the options for brokers are in the EU, but from a cursory search, it seems a lot of them are pretty small so who knows how’ll they’ll react next time there is huge market volatility.
 
Yeah you're not pumping jack shit with the max ~200 active users here lol. Wallstreetbets has millions of people
 
Kraken is available in Europe but I don’t think Fidelity is. Not sure what the options for brokers are in the EU, but from a cursory search, it seems a lot of them are pretty small so who knows how’ll they’ll react next time there is huge market volatility.
Thanks for the info bro
 

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