Make her remember you
Eat as much garlic as you can, don´t shower for 2 months and then approach women. Also make sure to eat five fizzy tablets before approaching her to make it look like you have rabies. Make them uncomfortable. Tell her you approached her because she is your looksmatch and you want to get to know her. Make sure to slobber all over her.
Learn how to pass shit tests
Pretend to be a rich Dubai sheykh online then pick up hot instagram whores, telling them you will want to take a shit in their face and have her eat it. Then record it all online. Then send the chatlogs to her parents and all her friends. Also ask for nudes and send everyone the pics.
Peacock the right way
get a fat suit, shave your head, get glasses, walk on your knees to appear even shorter, staple your eyelids to appear Asian. If there is one thing women hate more than ugly men, it´s ugly men who make an effort to look ugly.
Use social proof to your advantage
Go to a club/bar and run up to a chad and act like you are best friends with him. Act like a complete autist and make sure to tell every cunt in the building that you and chad are super best friends. Then follow him around the venue all night and cockblock. If he start to act hostile just tell the bouncer that your best friend had a little too much to drink and that he should keep an eye on him.
Eat as much garlic as you can, don´t shower for 2 months and then approach women. Also make sure to eat five fizzy tablets before approaching her to make it look like you have rabies. Make them uncomfortable. Tell her you approached her because she is your looksmatch and you want to get to know her. Make sure to slobber all over her.
Learn how to pass shit tests
Pretend to be a rich Dubai sheykh online then pick up hot instagram whores, telling them you will want to take a shit in their face and have her eat it. Then record it all online. Then send the chatlogs to her parents and all her friends. Also ask for nudes and send everyone the pics.
Peacock the right way
get a fat suit, shave your head, get glasses, walk on your knees to appear even shorter, staple your eyelids to appear Asian. If there is one thing women hate more than ugly men, it´s ugly men who make an effort to look ugly.
Use social proof to your advantage
Go to a club/bar and run up to a chad and act like you are best friends with him. Act like a complete autist and make sure to tell every cunt in the building that you and chad are super best friends. Then follow him around the venue all night and cockblock. If he start to act hostile just tell the bouncer that your best friend had a little too much to drink and that he should keep an eye on him.
