As an incel, I support REAL feminism. This is what I mean by REAL feminism:
1. Since men approaching women is a tool of the patriarchy and has a huge power imbalance, we should no longer allow men to approach women, and women should be required to do all of the approaching. However, women need to concentrate on approaching sub-Chad men, since Chad/woman relationships are power imbalances, as Chad is generally bigger, stronger, and has more social power than incels. We need relationships to be about EQUALITY and making sure women are not oppressed, and only ugly men who were bullied growing up are sufficient for granting women the power they need.
2. Women are to pay for the date and do all of the planning, since men oppressed women for decades by taking control of this.
3. Women will get down on their knees and propose to the man, and it's up to the man to say yes or no. Really, it's the person who has to say yes or no who is being oppressed.
4. Only women should work, and only men should stay home. It's time to balance the scales from the millennia of women being oppressed in such cruel ways. Let's reverse this to make it fair. While women are at work, men will get a taste of "equality" by being forced to stay home and watch soap operas. These soap operas will be geared towards men, with hot, shirtless women walking around with evil twins. We will also have male characters survive heinous acts of rape by these hot women, who will become the most popular characters on the show, despite being villains, because really these women are good women deep down.
5. When the kids come home, the husbands will have the difficult task of finding them a snack. They will then nag them about doing their homework.
6. When it's time to cook dinner, men will boil some water, dump some pasta in, and then heat up some Prego or Ragu. When the wives come home, the men will complain about how many chores they had to do as they're serving dinner. The wives will do the dishes after the meal.
7. The wives will do all the difficult cleaning in the bathrooms and mopping the floors. They will also do all of the yard work. The husbands will stay in and go, "Wowwwww, sweeeetieeeee" when the kids show them their shitty drawings.
8. The wives will take the lead in the bedroom, and the man will just lie there while the wife rides him. In order to make it equal, the wife will want sex all the time, and the husband will be the gatekeeper of the sex. If the wife wants more sex, she must do more of the housework and handle more of the annoying tasks with the kids.
9. Men will be allowed to slap women if they say something the man believes is wrong, but if a woman lays a finger on a man, she is scum of the earth and the man was "abused."
10. Girls and women will be taught to never cry, but also that the reason they are taught not to cry is Toxic Femininity. Everything men don't like about women will be referred to as Toxic Femininity. Meanwhile, boys and men will be encouraged to cry over every little thing, because after all, it's the least that can be done when they're being oppressed like this.
1. Since men approaching women is a tool of the patriarchy and has a huge power imbalance, we should no longer allow men to approach women, and women should be required to do all of the approaching. However, women need to concentrate on approaching sub-Chad men, since Chad/woman relationships are power imbalances, as Chad is generally bigger, stronger, and has more social power than incels. We need relationships to be about EQUALITY and making sure women are not oppressed, and only ugly men who were bullied growing up are sufficient for granting women the power they need.
2. Women are to pay for the date and do all of the planning, since men oppressed women for decades by taking control of this.
3. Women will get down on their knees and propose to the man, and it's up to the man to say yes or no. Really, it's the person who has to say yes or no who is being oppressed.
4. Only women should work, and only men should stay home. It's time to balance the scales from the millennia of women being oppressed in such cruel ways. Let's reverse this to make it fair. While women are at work, men will get a taste of "equality" by being forced to stay home and watch soap operas. These soap operas will be geared towards men, with hot, shirtless women walking around with evil twins. We will also have male characters survive heinous acts of rape by these hot women, who will become the most popular characters on the show, despite being villains, because really these women are good women deep down.
5. When the kids come home, the husbands will have the difficult task of finding them a snack. They will then nag them about doing their homework.
6. When it's time to cook dinner, men will boil some water, dump some pasta in, and then heat up some Prego or Ragu. When the wives come home, the men will complain about how many chores they had to do as they're serving dinner. The wives will do the dishes after the meal.
7. The wives will do all the difficult cleaning in the bathrooms and mopping the floors. They will also do all of the yard work. The husbands will stay in and go, "Wowwwww, sweeeetieeeee" when the kids show them their shitty drawings.
8. The wives will take the lead in the bedroom, and the man will just lie there while the wife rides him. In order to make it equal, the wife will want sex all the time, and the husband will be the gatekeeper of the sex. If the wife wants more sex, she must do more of the housework and handle more of the annoying tasks with the kids.
9. Men will be allowed to slap women if they say something the man believes is wrong, but if a woman lays a finger on a man, she is scum of the earth and the man was "abused."
10. Girls and women will be taught to never cry, but also that the reason they are taught not to cry is Toxic Femininity. Everything men don't like about women will be referred to as Toxic Femininity. Meanwhile, boys and men will be encouraged to cry over every little thing, because after all, it's the least that can be done when they're being oppressed like this.
