We made it into The Onion

[mikepence]

"MOSCOW—Uncertain how much longer his psyche could handle the unbearable conditions of the operation, Russian agent Aleksei Yelizarov told reporters Tuesday that he was disgusted with the things he is forced to do to pass himself off as a Reddit commenter. “God, if I have to blend in again by responding to a social justice warrior with threatening pictures of dead babies, I’m going to throw up,” said Yelizarov, adding that his years of espionage training never prepared him to defend the concept of pedophilia tooth-and-nail in a forum titled “Women lie for attention” under the incel subreddit. “Honestly, I haven’t slept much since posting the nudes we hacked in our smear campaign against that female journalist. God, I really didn’t want to email her pictures of Jews in Nazi gas chambers either, but it was the only surefire way to stave off suspicion about my identity.” At press time, Yelizarov had decided he couldn’t take it anymore and decided to return to his old job of torturing dissidents."

Obligatory headquarters address, according to this reddit post it' at 2155 W Hubbard in Chicago

https://www.reddit.com/r/chicago/comments/4o7ju1/the_onions_corporate_headquarters_a_non_discript/

https://www.theonion.com/russian-agent-disgusted-with-things-he-forced-to-do-to-1821422580

 

[Blackpill101]

I thought you were talking about the dark web... well get ready guys.

 

[KyloRen]

Kek. We did it Incels!!

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

kek, theres also an australian version of the onion called the betoota advocate, funny shit, although its hard to understand a lot of it if you arent australian because of all of the aussie slangs, sayings and other shit that goes on in the country.

 

[wristcel]

The Betoota Advocate is kind of cucked though.