We haven't had a dogpill thread in a few days. I can fix that.

[Ecstasy]

Don't you think this is a bit too far out?
But yeah, I had a girl in class that filmed herself how her dog licked her pussy. I never had the video myself but some chad showed me. She was maybe 14 back then.

 

[UBERCEL]

Status game.

Don't you think this is a bit too far out?
But yeah, I had a girl in class that filmed herself how her dog licked her pussy. I never owned it but some chad showed me. She was maybe 14 back then.

 

[Deleted member 1060]

For a more definitive guide:

Dog Fucking 101: Intro to Dog Fucking

https://incels.is/threads/df-101-dog-fucking-101-introduction-to-dog-fucking.46233/

 

[lastchancel]

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Fucking foids, jfl.

 

[Gremlincel]

Is there anything more earth-shattering than the dreaded dogpill?

 

[Newbie17]

Would be funny to see a k9 try to rape a femoid.

Foid: No means no, boy!
Dog: Woof!

Then she goes on social media to create #metoo part 2, advocating for mandatory castration of all dogs.

loled thx

Lmao

 

[UBERCEL]

Is there anything more earth-shattering than the dreaded dogpill?

Nothing comes even close.

 

[Deleted member 250]

not even the same species

 

[BoltzmanOscillate]

Dogcels on suicide watch

 

[jerrycan dan]

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Fucking foids, jfl.

The new meme on inceltears is that you're only "incel" if you decide to identify as such, so if you admit you're a permavirgin who can't get laid while posting on inceltears about how bad these misogynists are they'll just say "don't worry bro, you're not an incel because you don't believe in their woman-hating rhetoric". "The blackpill" also means "hating women" and "misogynistic nihilism" to these people, with them completely ignoring the fact that the blackpill centers around looks, money, status and genetics. IT has no balls, so it makes incels look as irrational and silly as possible so it has an easier time making fun of them through a keyboard.

IT also has a lot of coping nu-males who get about as much action as us, and it's these people that have steered the course of the word "incel" to over meaning "being a mysoginist" instead of meaning "involuntarily celibate" like it should because if incel still meant involuntarily celibate they'd become incels themselves, and they wouldn't be able to stomach that.

It's not actually hypocrisy, it's just their own little head-canon about who we are and what we say.

 

[AllHandsOnDeck]

I got a story similar to this. My mom works in an emergency room and one of her coworkers had a babysitter over, but he had one of those nanny cams to watch what was going on when he was at work. My mom said he saw the babysitter getting fucked by his rottweiler on the nanny cam and started showing everybody who was working that night. He had to call the cops and run to his house to figure out why this girl was getting fucked by his dog. She ended up telling the police that she did it because she had never had sex before. Apparently my mom said she was an attractive girl and straight A student and all that. I never thought my mom could give me so much suifuel. This is a TRUE story.

Dogpill is seriously real and I learned this first hand

 

[Ritalincel]

My mom said he saw the babysitter getting fucked by his rottweiler on the nanny cam and started showing everybody who was working that night. He had to call the cops and run to his house to figure out why this girl was getting fucked by his dog. She ended up telling the police that she did it because she had never had sex before. Apparently my mom said she was an attractive girl and straight A student and all that. I never thought my mom could give me so much suifuel.

 

[TheSlippwrySeal]

Brutal dogepill

 

[UBERCEL]

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Brutal dogepill

>Doge

 

[Ritalincel]

doge

>Doge

 

[Zesto]

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Based KSGcel.

 

[EECEL]

GET. ONE. YOURSELVES!
Seriously. There's even a fuckton of "Find the perfect dog" quizzes on info sites. Typically, as long as you're willing to sacrifice a few hours/day, you can get a pretty kickass dog (Or at least one that fits your current situation), and it'll provide love and companionship.
>INB4 I live in an apartment, you brainlet
If your circumstances only allow for limited exercise, and you're a hermit in the city...believe it or not...THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM. Breeds like the Boxer/Great Dane/Bulldog (among other lazies) are perfectly happy with one hour of exercise (divided into at least 2 walks, ideally 3) a day REGARDLESS of exercise hours (tho ideally you shouldn't walk them in broad daylight, they can get outright sick from too much direct sunlight), and if you don't feel like walking them every couple of hours...just get an adult or teen (1 year onward). Puppies WILL have accidents, but from 1 year onward (at least in my experience) they become "civilized" and can wait for a walk or will let you know they need one. Even in my shithole country, in my small city there's options, even for breed dogs if I'd really want one. I can't imagine it being any different elsewhere.

TL;DR Stop complaining. Get a big dog yourselves. Worst case scenario you'll still get a bugger that loves you.

 

[Ritalincel]

GET. ONE. YOURSELVES!
Seriously. There's even a fuckton of "Find the perfect dog" quizzes on info sites. Typically, as long as you're willing to sacrifice a few hours/day, you can get a pretty kickass dog (Or at least one that fits your current situation), and it'll provide love and companionship.
>INB4 I live in an apartment, you brainlet
If your circumstances only allow for limited exercise, and you're a hermit in the city...believe it or not...THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM. Breeds like the Boxer/Great Dane/Bulldog (among other lazies) are perfectly happy with one hour of exercise (divided into at least 2 walks, ideally 3) a day REGARDLESS of exercise hours (tho ideally you shouldn't walk them in broad daylight, they can get outright sick from too much direct sunlight), and if you don't feel like walking them every couple of hours...just get an adult or teen (1 year onward). Puppies WILL have accidents, but from 1 year onward (at least in my experience) they become "civilized" and can wait for a walk or will let you know they need one. Even in my shithole country, in my small city there's options, even for breed dogs if I'd really want one. I can't imagine it being any different elsewhere.

TL;DR Stop complaining. Get a big dog yourselves. Worst case scenario you'll still get a bugger that loves you.

What does that have to do with the dogpill?

 

[Ritalincel]

ah