We, as incels must evolve

[worstcel]

First first, I would like to begin by addressing my recent threadmaxing behaviour, i am not threadmaxing, but because i haven't posted that much maybe once in the past 12 or so days i have to make up for it either way so i have no choice.

First off listing our biggest insecurities

Height - giraffes evolved to be tall because they fed on tall trees, so we must do the same, begin climbing and eating trees, preferably the tallest ones for best results.

Face - we must begin consuming rocks, therefore strengthening our facial muscles and teeth

Strength - u may be thinking, "Hey, worstcel, ur cool and all but can't I just gymcel for this?" WRONG. We must wrestle huge animals, therefore maximizing adrenaline (I'm kinda lost on this one myself too).

Bone structure - overall we must practice doing weird movements, like waving our arms in circles in the air so our bones can expand and adapt to our behavior, therefore our bones become more flexible. Also falling off buildings and jumping on animals from buildings will maximize bone strength.

Now to list our smallest insecurities

IQ - Outsmart animals while on adrenaline boost, this is how we evolved to become smart and we must continue trolling animals.

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

Just climb on trees , eat rocks , wrestle bears and dance like a retard theory

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Just climb on trees , eat rocks , wrestle bears and dance like a retard theory

Jfl.

Funny thread.

 

[Deleted member 20811]

Good cope ngl

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Just climb on trees , eat rocks , wrestle bears and dance like a retard theory

 

[jerrycan dan]

Lamarcks me

 

[JestER]

Funny thread.

 

[PPEcel]

Just climb on trees , eat rocks , wrestle bears and dance like a retard theory

Typical jestermaxxing thread, nice op

we must continue trolling animals.

Every time I eat bacon I imagine the conditions of the pigs stuck in industrial farms. But it's so tasty

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Lamarcks me

had that niggas theory been real. gymcels would be masisive moggers

 

[jerrycan dan]

had that niggas theory been real. gymcels would be masisive moggers

All men would be hitting the gym nonstop competitively to become gigchads in a sexual arms race with each other

 

[Emba]

Ok.

I already do that stuff.

How do i pass on my rock eating moose punching genes?

 

[MuslimCell]

Funny NFL. Jfl

 

[dragonbro]

Lamarcks me

Was going to go with a high IQ post along this line but you got it already.

 

[azakhan]

what about small dick

 

[jerrycan dan]

what about small dick

jelq

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

I'm down to do a zulu tribal war dance with you guys

 

[Vermilioncore]

No evolving for yo face