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First first, I would like to begin by addressing my recent threadmaxing behaviour, i am not threadmaxing, but because i haven't posted that much maybe once in the past 12 or so days i have to make up for it either way so i have no choice.
First off listing our biggest insecurities
Height - giraffes evolved to be tall because they fed on tall trees, so we must do the same, begin climbing and eating trees, preferably the tallest ones for best results.
Face - we must begin consuming rocks, therefore strengthening our facial muscles and teeth
Strength - u may be thinking, "Hey, worstcel, ur cool and all but can't I just gymcel for this?" WRONG. We must wrestle huge animals, therefore maximizing adrenaline (I'm kinda lost on this one myself too).
Bone structure - overall we must practice doing weird movements, like waving our arms in circles in the air so our bones can expand and adapt to our behavior, therefore our bones become more flexible. Also falling off buildings and jumping on animals from buildings will maximize bone strength.
Now to list our smallest insecurities
IQ - Outsmart animals while on adrenaline boost, this is how we evolved to become smart and we must continue trolling animals.
First off listing our biggest insecurities
Height - giraffes evolved to be tall because they fed on tall trees, so we must do the same, begin climbing and eating trees, preferably the tallest ones for best results.
Face - we must begin consuming rocks, therefore strengthening our facial muscles and teeth
Strength - u may be thinking, "Hey, worstcel, ur cool and all but can't I just gymcel for this?" WRONG. We must wrestle huge animals, therefore maximizing adrenaline (I'm kinda lost on this one myself too).
Bone structure - overall we must practice doing weird movements, like waving our arms in circles in the air so our bones can expand and adapt to our behavior, therefore our bones become more flexible. Also falling off buildings and jumping on animals from buildings will maximize bone strength.
Now to list our smallest insecurities
IQ - Outsmart animals while on adrenaline boost, this is how we evolved to become smart and we must continue trolling animals.
