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Story We are Groot

CleverJester

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This is how they reproduce. The tallest tree gets all the sun while the surrounding inceltrees die. Sequoia sempervirens:chad: is the tallfaggest of the tallfagstrees, if you wood.
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Groot is mogged by : (pic related)
- Personality mogged by this larger heartwood.
- Fame mogged by this larger annual ring.
- Dick mogged and pubical hair mogged by this larger sprout.
- Height mogged, unless he puts on his elevator Rootshoes

NOTICE HOW ROCKET RACCOON, another turbomanlet IS THE ONLY ONE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND GROOT.

Groot is a very intelligent creature that sacrificed himself when his friends were in danger against (((them))) and then cloned himself.

Is Groot a blackpilled incel that no one understand nor take seriously ? So should we just clone ourselves ? Are artificial wombs the way out of inceldom ?!
Why did he sacrified himself to chad and stacy ? What is he hiding from us ?! :feelsUnreal:

There's so much to say about Groot. He may not have the dark triad but i wish for him to find love with a dark dryad in paradise, blessed be his son.
(skip to 1:50)

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpMbmEJlhX8&t=110

We are incels. We will join StGroot (blessed be his name) one day, forced to crucify ourselves by society, on its legacy ...:feelstastyman:...........:feelsrope:
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Brutal one view after 20 mins.
 
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Groot can get human stacy
case closed
 
Groot mogs Star lord into oblivion
 
We are groot
the spiderman symbiote if he teamed up with groot
 
we are groot
we are legion
we do not forgive
we do not forget
you should have expected us
 
Even Small Groot SMVmogs the entire forum to oblivion
 
What kind of leaf you smoking ? He never ascended.
Realistically speaking, groot is not real but we are so it doesn't really matter if groot suffers so is a huge cope
 

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