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Serious Water bottle wars

VλREN

VλREN

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Back in middle we used to stab the tips of our water bottles with a thumbtack (Erm technically it’s a pushpin)

Also not relate to my main story but speaking of “pushpins” I remember back in elementary school this kid sitting next to me pushed a pushpin all the way into his arm and pulled it out and it was covered in blood, he did it a bunch of other times and he seemed to be enjoying it, I don’t know if he was a psychopath or was self harming because he was being molested or something. But looking back as an adult I just realized how fuck the whole thing was.

But anyway back to the main story, with the holes in the tips of our water bottles we would spray water on each other and usually it was just harmless banter. Not really much else too and it wss California so it was always hot outside anyway.

But I do remember one time this kid was spraying people and I decided to spray him back and he went ER mode on me and start pushing me, fucking hypocrite

But I remember my biggest battle was during lunch, there was a water bottle stand off and one kid i hated was there. Let’s call him Nick, Now you’re probably thinking why I hated this kid named Nick? Well it was because he had more legos then me and I remember he bragged about to me face.

Also he was NT with a large friend and I think my subconscious hated him even more for it, “not only does he have more legos he also has more friends and a social life fuck this nigga!” even at that time I actually had my first blackpill moment regarding this, people were just better then me and I knew it.

But anyway they started spraying each other with water bottles and there’s maybe like five kids in total so I decided to join, with other intentions. I remember removing the cap form my water bottle and I walked up to nick and just poured my water onto his shoulder. He stood there completely shocked and then just casually walked away.

I then felt a violent tug on my backpack and he then sprung me around, I remember he put both of his hands on my shoulders and shoved me into this thorn bushes. Despite a few thorns in my ass (literally) and a little adrenaline rush i was fine. The whole event was probably ten seconds or less. I also remember the moment I landed in the bushes the bell rung lol.

Also my brother told me some stories about people fucking around with water bottles back when he went to the same middle school, I think he told me some dude put the water between his legs and was going “oohhhh am cumming” and the entire time this was happening the principal was standing behind him.

But yeah I can’t really think of anything else
 
In my old middle school we used to stab each other with pocket knives. Good times
 

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