LDAR Watching 'Delivery Man' makes me want to breed

[SlayerSlayer]

I randomly put on a Vince Vaughn movie called 'Delivery Man.' I had no idea that I would actually be watching the greatest male power fantasy movie I've seen in quite some time.

Vince Vaughn plays some tall loser delivery driver with a heart of gold, who finds out all that sperm he donated a while back was overused, and now he has over 500 kids, and they are filing a class action lawsuit so they can find out who he is. He secretly involves himself with a few of the kids and finds out he loves being a dad. On top of that he ends up knocking up his fuck buddy who is this hot looking cop with low self esteem he treats like shit. And by the end of the movie everyone loves him and he is a God with a small army that would do anything for him.

But this is what every incel wants-- they want to be some loser that's nice and well meaning that somehow skirts by life by being present and tall, to breed an unfathomable amount of kids irresponsibly, that all love you unconditionally, despite the fact that you've orphaned them for most of their life (and I guess their moms are shit human beings in comparison to you), and to knock up a trophy gf with low self-esteem you don't have to marry, and only have to see occasionally.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

So basically, do everything you want and treat people how you want, people will love you if you're tall

 

[mrlunatic]

I randomly put on a Vince Vaughn movie called 'Delivery Man.' I had no idea that I would actually be watching the greatest male power fantasy movie I've seen in quite some time.

Vince Vaughn plays some tall loser delivery driver with a heart of gold, who finds out all that sperm he donated a while back was overused, and now he has over 500 kids, and they are filing a class action lawsuit so they can find out who he is. He secretly involves himself with a few of the kids and finds out he loves being a dad. On top of that he ends up knocking up his fuck buddy who is this hot looking cop with low self esteem he treats like shit. And by the end of the movie everyone loves him and he is a God with a small army that would do anything for him.

But this is what every incel wants-- they want to be some loser that's nice and well meaning that somehow skirts by life by being present and tall, to breed an unfathomable amount of kids irresponsibly, that all love you unconditionally, despite the fact that you've orphaned them for most of their life (and I guess their moms are shit human beings in comparison to you), and to knock up a trophy gf with low self-esteem you don't have to marry, and only have to see occasionally.

Wanting to breed with incel genes is pure evil

 

[Osman279]

JFL

 

[The Wolf]

Under- or overrated by critics?

Delivery Man

Amiable slacker David Wozniak (Vince Vaughn) drives a delivery truck for his family's company and is content with a life of mediocrity. However, when he learns that he is the biological father of more than 500 offspring and many of them are suing to learn his identity, he decides to hold himself...

www.rottentomatoes.com

 

[Emba]

It's a good job