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Watched the new jumanji

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Movie is soy and incel all the way skinny ugly white boy wants to be the rock goes in a life like game to look good oef
 

this whole thread. Why in the world would you watch that?
 
sounds kinda gay tbh
 
Joomanji versus Soy Wars. Are there any good films left at this point?
 
I miss the Jumanji I used to watch on Cartoon Network.
 
I've seen it too. It's so inoffensive and family friendly that you must be SJW-tier thin skin to be bothered by what happened.
 
The rock ( roach ) is ugly af ( as fuck ) i hate him and every movie he has been in.
 
Saw the trailer for that movie ages ago it's looks absolutely fucking terrible
 
what? For real?
IKR even more when he had hair
Lol ( laughing out loud ) you guys make me produce sound of laugher ngl ( not gonna lie ). You clearly have no fucking clue what type of men women really like. They don't like extremely buff, bald guys like "the roach", they prefer handsome, guys like zac efron, paul walker, or david beckham. "The roach" is the type of guy who other men think that they're attractive to women, when in reality most women would choose a guy with a average physique but an attractive face over a guy with an average face but a good body.
 
Yeah i began to see the movie too and it was so Bad compared to the animated serie or the first movie that i have immediately stopped this crap.
 
Any movie with the rock in it is guaranteed to suck dick
 
I watched the first part in 2018 because I didn't pay for the tickets and it was okay for being a Dwayne Johnson movie kek
 
Why would you go see a Hollywood movie? What did you expect?
 
Didn't know there was a new jumanji tbh the original was pretty shitty so i don't think i'll watch this one
 
Movie is soy and incel all the way skinny ugly white boy wants to be the rock goes in a life like game to look good oef
That's actually what made it a good movie to me. I liked the underlying plot behind it.
 
Why would you go see a Hollywood movie? What did you expect?
It's called "jew"manji. The name should already tell you what you're getting.
 
It's called "jew"manji. The name should already tell you what you're getting.
lol

And the fact the kid ended up being some ricefoid rather than the rock hahaha. I think jumanji 2 is a hidden classic.
 
lol

And the fact the kid ended up being some ricefoid rather than the rock hahaha. I think jumanji 2 is a hidden classic.
I only seen the first one. I'll check out the second because it was always on my bucket list.
 
Lol ( laughing out loud ) you guys make me produce sound of laugher ngl ( not gonna lie ). You clearly have no fucking clue what type of men women really like. They don't like extremely buff, bald guys like "the roach", they prefer handsome, guys like zac efron, paul walker, or david beckham. "The roach" is the type of guy who other men think that they're attractive to women, when in reality most women would choose a guy with a average physique but an attractive face over a guy with an average face but a good body.
This is generally true, but not always. Some girls prefer masculinity, but not in a butch orcish manner. Rock is a vehicle for jews to push masculinity, when that time is dying. Do you know why women enjoy zac efrons over the rock? do you?
I only seen the first one. I'll check out the second because it was always on my bucket list.
I think it's a hidden kid's movie for showing beta incel insecurity. Even in the movie spencer says he was insecure and that's why he ran in to jumanji.
 
Just Denyrealitymaxx bro
 
Watched the new Jewmanji
Movie is soy
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