Welcome to Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate Forum

Welcome! This is a forum for involuntary celibates: people who lack a significant other. Are you lonely and wish you had someone in your life? You're not alone! Join our forum and talk to people just like you.

Was Jesus an Incel?

B

Beckham

Banned
-
Joined
Nov 18, 2017
Posts
325
the bible said he never married or had a woman or sex
also the bible said he was ugly in Isaiah.

So shouldnt Jesus be our Biggest Saint and Saviour?
 
Beckham said:
the bible said he never married or had a woman.
also the bible said he was ugly in Isaiah.

So shouldnt Jesus be our Biggest Saint and Saviour?
Jesus isn't incel, the body he chose which is depicted in art often was merely a vessel that died long ago.
 
art depicts him as chad
 
He was a ripped 6'5" white guy with flowing brown locks and a legion of followers. What do you think?
 
Hes not incel
 
I think he was a Jewish Hippie that's all.
 
Valinor said:
He was a ripped 6'5" white guy with flowing brown locks and a legion of followers. What do you think?

no, he was most likely a brown skin arab looking due to where he lived.

that picture of him in art came from a guy called Ceasar Borgia who wanted to represent the image of Jesus.
 
Beckham said:
no, he was most likely a brown skin arab looking due to where he lived.

obviously

art portrays him as chad to exploit the halo effect
 
There's reason to believe that, but an incel who turned to a MGTOW later, building up charisma and some "game" before he got his fellowship. Not much is known about him before he got 33 years old and that is for a reason. He worked minimum wage as a carpenter, probably still with his parents, practically a basement dweller. Later he definitely was a volcel though, with his new status he could have slayed like a maniac.
 
Valinor said:
He was a ripped 6'5" white guy with flowing brown locks and a legion of followers. What do you think?

dude... he was a 5'4 black jewish guy from the Middle East
 
he fucked mary magdalene lol, of course he's not an incel. He's a fucking chad/normie.
 
LynchingTriHards said:
he fucked mary magdalene lol, of course he's not an incel. He's a fucking chad/normie.

bible never said he fucked her.
 
Jesus is literally God. No he isn't an incel, that's ridiculous.
 
He was a volcel not an incel
 
Volce chad with status and harems of women. Females literally abandoned their lives to be around him.
 
He fucked Mary Magdalene.

All this butthurt from the religious is bullshit. If Christ was a man, he would have a man's sex drive. It's natural.
 
Where are you people getting him and Mary Magdalene from? I don't see anywhere in the Holy Bible where it mentions they were married. Please point me to any verse that says so.

And just lol if you think Jesus actually looks like he was depicted in Western art. The Holy Bible even says that he was not attractive, and he almost positively wasn't white, either.
 
Jesus was volcel, also for those calling him ugly, you have to remember the times in which this was written. Calling a male beautiful, cute, sweet, and/or good-looking would have been the same as calling that person a faggot.
 
Anonymous said:
Jesus was volcel, also for those calling him ugly, you have to remember the times in which this was written. Calling a male beautiful, cute, sweet, and/or good-looking would have been the same as calling that person a faggot.

The Bible quite literally says he was not attractive though. Isaiah 53:2

"He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him,

    nothing in his appearance that we should desire him."
 
ItheIthe said:
The Bible quite literally says he was not attractive though. Isaiah 53:2

"He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him,

    nothing in his appearance that we should desire him."

Depends if it applies to Christ's passion, where he would have appeared horrible due to physical abuse or if it were before the passion it doesn't mean he was ugly, just that his looks weren't what attracted people but his message.

BTW, Hebrew speech was often exaggerating, so you should not take everything literal.

&&(Just lol at people who take every word of the bible as literal, such a drain to the life of the bible.)
 
Jesus was as real as harry potter. Region is COPE
 
Harvey_Weinstein_Hero said:
Jesus was as real as harry potter. Region is COPE

Again, his existence was documented by Jews, Muslims, Pagans... You think it was just a worldwide conspiracy?
 
ItheIthe said:
Again, his existence was documented by Jews, Muslims, Pagans... You think it was just a worldwide conspiracy?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christ_myth_theory

Please stop COPING so hard with religion
 
Harvey_Weinstein_Hero said:
Jesus was as real as harry potter. Region is COPE

Religion is cope  but it doesn't mean he didn't exist. He was just a sect leader.
 
Harvey_Weinstein_Hero said:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christ_myth_theory

Please stop COPING so hard with religion

Literal Roman soldiers documented his existence after seeing him die on the cross lol
 
ItheIthe said:
Literal Roman soldiers documented his existence after seeing him die on the cross lol

the COPE game is strong with you friend. Praying is not going to make you non-incel


gay_fag said:
Religion is cope  but it doesn't mean he didn't exist. He was just a sect leader.

Cult leader if anything
 
By this board's terms, probably.

Christ was at least fucking Mary Magdalene, a noted whore. Whores back then were literally cum receptacles. In exchange for being allowed to live a decent life, their pussies were available for groups of men. So, Christ was effectively an escortcel.

As others have noted, Christ likely lived as a low-class hippie that could manipulate fellow low-class shit.
 

Similar threads

gotet
Replies
26
Views
806
screwthefbi
screwthefbi
river_flow
Replies
17
Views
410
runforrest
runforrest
NotTheElliot
Replies
10
Views
374
ItsovERfucks
ItsovERfucks

Users who are viewing this thread

shape1
shape2
shape3
shape4
shape5
shape6
Back
Top