Was Jesus a Truecel?

[hikkicel]

in the canonical christian texts, there is no gospel story where a foid asks jesus out or indirectly asks to commit copulation with him. the closest scenes are foids interacting with him socially, asking for healing, or showing religious devotion, but definitely not making sexual advances. only later non-canonical stories and modern soycietal goy speculation sometimes willingly deincelize jesus by giving him a supposed relationship to mary magdalene, but that is not in the bible ofc.

jesus supposedly was a sinless celibate human, so some believe he experienced ordinary human temptations, including sexual temptation (but never sinned) while others think his desires were uniquely ordered or detached from sexuality.

christcels, what do u think? i’m an atheistcel but i’m open to christianity

 

[nachtlieder]

I don't believe either but it is funny the way his followers make fun of people for being virgins while worshipping the truest incel ever written. The bible doesn't specifically talk about his sexual temptations and he couldn't of been divinely detached from it because he had to become fully human.

 

[IWWorkER]

No he was a volcel

 

[svgmn1]

in the canonical christian texts, there is no gospel story where a foid asks jesus out or indirectly asks to commit copulation with him. the closest scenes are foids interacting with him socially, asking for healing, or showing religious devotion, but definitely not making sexual advances. only later non-canonical stories and modern soycietal goy speculation sometimes willingly deincelize jesus by giving him a supposed relationship to mary magdalene, but that is not in the bible ofc.

jesus supposedly was a sinless celibate human, so some believe he experienced ordinary human temptations, including sexual temptation (but never sinned) while others think his desires were uniquely ordered or detached from sexuality.

christcels, what do u think? i’m an atheistcel but i’m open to christianity

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man who stands tall, skin described as shiny red and beats fucking jacob to a pulp with rumors of having secret lineage that was swept under the rug or shoved away for whatever reason.

"he's literally just like us guys can you appreciate my god more "

 

[georgemaxxing]

He was fully volcel. Tall and a half god --> gets pussy

 

[nihilum]

over for jesus christ