Want to know how to get revenge on a cheater?

[SmugMohito]

Step one: Have sex with your Girlfriend (unprotected)

Step two: Wait for results

Step three: When she tells you she's preggers tell her you had a vasectomy (you can shove it into a conversation before you do step one)

Step four: Vanish out of her life

Step five: Laugh at the fact that Norman/Chad is raising a kid that isn't his.

Alternate Step five: He might leave her and that's okay too.


I suggested this to my cousin when he thought his girlfriend was cheating on him.

 

[Konars]

No no this is a terrible idea becouse she will 100% request a dna test.

 

[Robtical]

What if chad's fucking her in the butt and getting bj's?

 

[Dispair]

Have fun paying 18 years of child support.

 

[SmugMohito]

No no this is a terrible idea becouse she will 100% request a dna test.

Unless she's a slut the only other candidates are you and chad and you've managed to convince her you got a vasectomy. Not only that but you've successfully made love to her before without baby risk why would she suddenly distrust you now.

 

[eurocel]

Do you even know where you are?