JFL Wagie Achievements

[SeetheBot9000]

Turns out Amazon is now giving irl achievements to wagies in order to motivate them lmao. What the fuck is this reality that we live in mang. I want to go back 100,000 years ago and hunt mammoths with my neanderthal bros, this era is some gay fucking shit

 

[Draconian Times]

I want to go back 100,000 years ago and hunt mammoths with my neanderthal bros

 

[PLA1092]

When you get to 120,000 XP you can get an Amazon keychain and special lootbox that has a 0.0001% chance of giving you a raise, bro!

 

[thespanishcel]

Why is it always Amazon that comes up with the meme/ridiculous ideas? You don't see other businesses doing this shit. Crying/meditating cubicles, cages for employees, achievements, etc.

 

[Lawrence]

You don't see other businesses doing this

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Oh I've seen it plenty, man-- worked at a place where you get a "star" on your record for being on time or working safely, etc.

And after you get a certain number of stars, they attach a decoration to your name tag, or give you a t-shirt, etc.

 

[CRASH THE CUCK]

And after you get a certain number of stars, they attach a decoration to your name tag

same thing as incel.is giving you a new name colour

 

[proudweeb]

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Oh I've seen it plenty, man-- worked at a place where you get a "star" on your record for being on time or working safely, etc.

And after you get a certain number of stars, they attach a decoration to your name tag, or give you a t-shirt, etc.

of course, they don't give you any more fuckin money. lol

 

[CroatianManlet]

 

[lemon21]

It dosn't sound half bad, if it was implemented correctly and did not make you a slave

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

When you get to 120,000 XP you can get an Amazon keychain and special lootbox that has a 0.0001% chance of giving you a raise, bro!

 

[Darkday]

Perfect way to keep their employees in check and easier way to spot the "unproductive" ones.

 

[Ellsworth]

Is there even monetary gain for the employee for these achievements?

 

[IceStorm]

When you get to 120,000 XP you can get an Amazon keychain and special lootbox that has a 0.0001% chance of giving you a raise, bro!

 

[Lawrence]

Is there even monetary gain for the employee for these achievements?

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The worker who posted it said that they give away t-shirts at certain levels...- but not money, no

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Why is it always Amazon that comes up with the meme/ridiculous ideas? You don't see other businesses doing this shit. Crying/meditating cubicles, cages for employees, achievements, etc.

They are innovative and based. Unlike other cuck businesses, they truly experiment and see what works

 

[Ellsworth]

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The worker who posted it said that they give away t-shirts at certain levels...- but not money, no

That’s cucked.

 

[CircumcisedClown]

The key is to completely stop giving a fuck about workplace achievements that don’t come with a pay raise.

>Congrats on employee of the month
Don’t care.
>Your section won a pizza party
Don’t care.
>Your underperforming compared to your peers this month.
Don’t care.

Don’t let it take any space in your brain.

 

[blackraven]

this is the grown up version of lighting mcqueen stickers I got for doing well on my exercises in 1st grade

 

[Ahnfeltia]

they attach a decoration to your name tag

Wow. Who wouldn't want a Star of David attached to their name tag?

 

[blackraven]

View: https://twitter.com/Mr_VRIL_MAXXED/status/1638923277799153665?t=0Jlp_KN96XRiSpY944p8ig&s=19

 

[Govid_Dorious]

When you get to 120,000 XP you can get an Amazon keychain and special lootbox that has a 0.0001% chance of giving you a raise, bro!

 

[BlackPill Scholar]

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[InMyCellInHell]

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Turns out Amazon is now giving irl achievements to wagies in order to motivate them lmao. What the fuck is this reality that we live in mang. I want to go back 100,000 years ago and hunt mammoths with my neanderthal bros, this era is some gay fucking shit

Gotta get those Bezos bucks.

 

[MaldireMan0077]

Imagine getting fired from amozon and some soyboy bragged about his snitch acheivment.

 

[RandomGuy]

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/LYlN21XT-QQ?feature=share