JFL [VomitFuel] My ogrecel friend asked if id clean his computer

[NEETAndTidy]

So he asked if i could come over and clean his computer for him.

I thought he meant it was running slow....

That was not what he meant

Im actually speechless right now... he told me he has only had it 3 years


WTF you guys have seen my room. Even im not this bad... theres no way im cleaning this.

 

[LastGerman]

Do you get anything in return?

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Do you get anything in return?

He offered me cash

 

[Deleted member 10314]

friends me

 

[builderseed]

i'm confused, what computer are you talking about? all i see is a pile of dust.

 

[Guest2]

Use a hairdryer on cold maybe?

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Use a hairdryer on cold maybe?

Its sticky... really sticky

 

[Cuyen]

Use a hairdryer on cold maybe?

this nigga literally nutted in his PC

 

[Guest2]

Its sticky... really sticky

Hm
You can try things like toothpaste or something. I'm pretty sure it's good at getting sticky stuff out. I doubt if that's the state of his PC that he actually owns toothpaste, though. At least it would make it minty fresh...

 

[Napoleon de Jizzbal]

Still better than femoids

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

Its sticky... really sticky

That was my thought.
It was an old joke from the late 1980's, where guys would tease each other about their keyboards getting "sticky"

 

[Deleted member 16455]

Still better than femoids

 

[Blacktarpill]

Bro thats a good deal but where is the graphics card?

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Bro thats a good deal but where is the graphics card?

Took it out. This was just when I realized how bad it really was

 

[ihaveno1]

 

[StaroRavager]

friends me

 

[Tempus Edax Rerum]

i'm confused, what computer are you talking about? all i see is a pile of dust.

 

[Haywire]

that is nothing ive seen comps that look like cats fought and died in there.

 

[blond_elf_bard]

this nigga literally nutted in his PC

 

[NEETAndTidy]

UPDATE: The motherboard has... corrosion. He said he MAY have spilled a drink on it.


Holy fuck this thing is RUINED

 

[StoicNihilist]

UPDATE: The motherboard has... corrosion. He said he MAY have spilled a drink on it.


Holy fuck this thing is RUINED

Dafuq? Does he have no knowledge on how to take care of his electronics?

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Dafuq? Does he have no knowledge on how to take care of his electronics?

Hes not the smartest guy.

But I think it's his mental issues. He LDARs hard and probably couldnt be bothered to take care of it

 

[Sans]

That was my thought.
It was an old joke from the late 1980's, where guys would tease each other about their keyboards getting "sticky"

Did internet porn exist back then?

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Did internet porn exist back then?

Yes.

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

Did internet porn exist back then?

Not movies. Back then we all went to porn theaters.

 

[seija]

UPDATE: The motherboard has... corrosion. He said he MAY have spilled a drink on it.


Holy fuck this thing is RUINED

What a retard, after what happened with my last laptop at least I know not to spill water or coffee onto my current laptop.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

What a retard, after what happened with my last laptop at least I know not to spill water or coffee onto my current laptop.

Yeah I told him he had to throw out most of the parts. Jfl at being that much of a retard.


And same I'm not dumb enough to let water NEAR a computer

 

[InMyCellInHell]

POS PC and still has a better heatsink than my current toaster.
Sinks me.

 

[KingOfRome]

This needs rubbing alcohol.

Getting electronics wet is okay as long as it's unplugged and stays unplugged until it's dry.

 

[AsiaCel]

UPDATE: The motherboard has... corrosion. He said he MAY have spilled a drink on it.


Holy fuck this thing is RUINED

Holy shit this is a top tier LDARer.

Looks like you got a competition.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Holy shit this is a top tier LDARer.

Looks like you got a competition.

Tbh this is another level of LDAR I at least care about my shit. Just not about keeping my room NEETAndTidy™

 

[The End]

Seen that show, Hoarders? If your friend lives in his computer case, then he is a candidate for that show.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Seen that show, Hoarders? If your friend lives in his computer case, then he is a candidate for that show.

His bedroom smells so bad and is so cluttered I cannot/and refuse to go into it.

Hes the most stereotypical neckbeard I've ever known. Next time I see him I'll need to take a picture of his gundam collection in his trashcan bedroom

 

[The End]

His bedroom smells so bad and is so cluttered I cannot/and refuse to go into it.

Hes the most stereotypical neckbeard I've ever known. Next time I see him I'll need to take a picture of his gundam collection in his trashcan bedroom

Man, life is sad when men see this situation as their best option. This is the life of someone who's never experienced happiness, even briefly, and so doesn't know what they're missing. They can't imagine a life that isn't so... empty.

 

[Deleted member 6470]

His bedroom smells so bad and is so cluttered I cannot/and refuse to go into it.

Hes the most stereotypical neckbeard I've ever known. Next time I see him I'll need to take a picture of his gundam collection in his trashcan bedroom

@NeetSupremacist

 

[Blacktarpill]

Damn tbh. My pc is not the cleanest also but this is just disgusting.